America's most unrelateable actress, Gwyneth Paltrow, has done it again!
We didn't think it was possible to alienate more people, but she is an overachiever!!!!!
Gwyneth speaks almost perfect Spanish with an Iberian accent, of course!
"When I was 15, I went to a small town outside Talavera de la Reina and I had the most wonderful experience. It really changed my life," says the privileged actress who traveled to Spain as a teenager.
Paltrow said Spain "became a second home" and she makes sure to visit at least once a year!
"It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible," said the pretentious hater. "Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more. They aren't running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don't always have their Blackberries on."
Some people have to work, Gwynnie!
"Moses speaks a little bit, but understands everything. Apple speaks a lot," Paltrow said of teaching her children Spanish.
She is also writing a book on U.S. cuisine with Spanish influence after shooting "Spain … on the Road Again" with chef Mario Batali.
No doubt she borrowed some recipes!
Gwyneth just launched a Spanish language version of her advice website, GOOP.
Please spare the people who don't speak English because they may have to watch her act too!
"I would love to. I haven't found the script yet, but the first (movie) would have to be a small role, not very important, because I imagine I would have to get used to acting in Spanish," said Paltrow who may grace the screen to brag about her knowledge in the language of love.
Just move to Spain already!
We won't miss you!
