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LOL. I drink a shit load of alchohol every day.

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I drink so very, very rarely. I don't crave it, don't need it, don't like the taste of most of it but I swear to God, since the day I found out I was pregnant I've wanted little more than a frosty, sweet, strawberry margarita served in a chilled mug with a yummy sugar rim.

Good thing I want to make sure my son is healthy more huh?
 
It looks good on you. It doesn't on some people, like Andy Dick and Amy Winehouse. But you give off that Rat Pack Ba-da-bing cool to the endeavour.

I'm a cool drunk when I'm not drinking every day. Right now I drink about once a week. Always leave 'em wanting more...
 
I could so easily become an alcoholic...

The (amusingly error prone) Ouzo article says it tastes a bit like Sambuca... I don't normally like anything aniseedish, but that's not bad. Still, I do prefer something with a bit more kick to it. Screw getting drunk on shit that tastes like Ribenna, gimme a bottle of scotch or vodka.
 
Vodka is my drink of choice. Then tequilla. Then rum. Then pixie sticks, buttery nipples, lemon drops, jagerbombs, hot damns, blowjobs, sex with an alligator, ginger snaps....
 
I like Ouzo, Sambuca, Pernod - the secret is, if you like black licorice, yer good to go. Lots of peeps don't; it definately seems to be an aquired taste.
OTOH, If you like scotch, vodka, gin, rye, any hard liquors other than rum, yer stash is safe with me. I'd rather drink water.
 
Vanilla flavored vodka and Sunny Delight. Tastes exactly like a creamsicle, and my drink of choice.

Sadly, due to ill health, no more drinking for me.

You guys drink, and I'll live vicariously thru you! Woot!
 
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