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All In With The Nuts
'Twilight: Eclipse' Taylor Lautner birthday countdown: 10 days to go

By Hanh Nguyen
February 1, 2010 11:30 AM

In the wake of Taylor Swift's big Grammy night, we thought we'd highlight another singing Taylor. Taylor Lautner.

That's right. The "Twilight" star might be known for his physical attributes but what about those pipes?

As part of Zap2it's continuing countdown series to Taylor's 18th birthday on Feb. 11, we're taking a look (and listen) to some of his best singing moments throughout his career.

It all starts with his childhood role in "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D." Check out "Dream."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ-sH3ciHOM

Next, in this behind-the-scenes clip of Taylor in "Cheaper by the Dozen 2." There's a few interview portions with a young, adorable Taylor. He only sings a snippet here, explaining how his costar Steve Martin would lead the singing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcUppgb4PA

Here's Taylor in an interview with his "Twilight" costars Edi Gathegi and Rachelle Lefevre. It's funny how embarrassed Taylor is when he's outed about singing Miley Cyrus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBp8slmEhJk

More recently, we saw Taylor on "Saturday Night Live" wearing a blond wig, sporting an accent and dancing and singing. That boy has some good comedy skills. He has a mini-solo at the 1:32 mark, and a hilarious expression around 2:06.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/114931/saturday-night-live-show-choir

Last, but not least, is a music video tribute of "Apologize" that Taylor and his ex-girlfriend once made for school. For the record, Taylor is NOT actually singing, but he sure looks good lip synching. We'd love to see him star in more music videos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDSHIH7rsPs

Now who volunteers to sing Taylor a Happy Birthday? Only 10 more days!
And I thought I was bad with my Harry Potter jailbait countdowns (remember those) LOL
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Goodness! Someone had a big bowl of Grumpies for breakfast!
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
No, he's a bitchin' set of abs attached to a scrunchy face and the personality of a houseplant.

But he was in Twilight so all the girlies go SQUEEEE.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Yeah. But not me. He's too scrunchy.
 

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I really want to get this, but I just dont.

I know who Miley Cyrus is! But beyond there my knowledge is weak.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Consider yourself lucky. If you don't know, there's no reason for you to be infected as well. SAVE YOURSELF!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I actually know one of those "Twilight moms". SCARY.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
I really want to get this, but I just dont.

I know who Miley Cyrus is! But beyond there my knowledge is weak.

This guy is indeed scrunchy faced and really doesn't tickle my fancy whatsoever. Meanwhile, Edward Cullen (I'm pretty sure that's his name) looks like Jedward, but he's lacking their infectious/infuriating personality.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Remember when I googled Robert Pattinson but got a warning from google about viruses and never had a gay thought again?
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
No.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Oh, Edward Cullen is the character's name. Whatever...
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Like duh! Get with the twilight program!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He'll always be Cedric Diggory to me.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Yeah. Remember those innocent days before Twilight when he was just Cedric Diggory, and we thought he was a handsome lad, and didn't know that he's morose and doesn't bathe often?
 

Yub

Anachrophobic
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GO GO HUFFLEPUFF!!
 
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