LOL MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

[Gonad]

Please see the medical advice thread in Armchair Philosophers.

 

[Gagh]

Did it stop?

 

[Gonad]

Yeah.

 

[The Dork Lord]

After 3 days, right? That's weird.

 

[Gonad]

No, my stools were bloody for a *month*. That's why I was mildly concerned, but not too concerned because there was no pain and I wasn't leaking blood, it was getting pushed out when I pooped. I then posted about it at TK. Within four days my stools were no longer bloody; and red was no longer the main color in the toilet bowl after I was done.

 

[I Love Cunt]

So why are we posting about this again? Here? Again? LOL!
I swear Gonad! You are the only one that could post something like this-and everyone is like OOoooooh OMG! She is still Hot! There is just something about you. What is it? Eh?!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm so glad I was eating when I read that!

But yeah, I can understand why that would be cause for concern...

 

[Gonad]

So why are we posting about this again? Here? Again? LOL!
I swear Gonad! You are the only one that could post something like this-and everyone is like OOoooooh OMG! She is still Hot! There is just something about you. What is it? Eh?!

No, I think you are the penultimate hot TKette. You consistently post thrilling little sexlettes all over the board and have hot hot avatars. You exude literal sexiness with every post, every karma comment.

I'm more like the book with the dirty words that kids pass around to giggle over.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Yes, that is what makes you so hot. Do you not know Miss Gonad? How desirable you are?! LOL! But nevermind then, go on about your anus.

 

[Gonad]

UR anus is big and gassy.

 

[Gonad]

Quick! We hav 2 go 2 UR anus & wipe out the Kling-ons!

 

[I Love Cunt]

You make my anus laugh!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Butt jokes OMG!

 

[Dick Prickle]

butt bump

 

[Loktar]

My brain is bleeding! Whweeeee1

 

[Kitty]

My eyes are bleeding

 

[Dirk Funk]

Well, Gonad. I hope this all worked out in the end.

 

[Kitty]

Well, Gonad. I hope this all worked out in the end.

 

[Loktar]

My eyes are bleeding

MY GOD THERES BLUDD EVERYWHERE!

 

[Dick Prickle]

IT IS MY HEART THJAT BLEEDZ FOR YOU ALL LOLOLOL

BLEED