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Long, non-sensical rant

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Well I don't think I'm real I think it's just my brain controlling me but then who is this "me" I'm talking abuot and for that matter who is this "I" well I (no pun intended!) guess it's just my brain but if I am my brain that mean's I am MY brain and therefore my brain is saying I'm my brain so it's just the brain okay all of it the brain knows it's just a brain and tries to make sense of it and that's what I am, this process of sense-making I supposed which is just made by the brain so as you can see my whole consciouness is just an illuison right but how do I KNOW that hmm let's think about that BUT WHO'S DOING THE THIKING look there must be something going on here or else I wouldn't be typing this would I, no, my brain is making me BUT WHO IS ME NOW do I just mean my body or something or am I saying there's something more NO THERE CAN'T BE IT'S ALL BIOLOGY LOL everything I'm doing now was predestined with the dawning of the universe and when I die there will be nothing left not even a "me" to perceive the nothing so don't you see death isn't "rest" it's just the end got that I know ti's a hard concept to crasp but so is infinity and when you think about it ever-lasting life wouldn't work either because nothing lasts forever not even the Earth and the sky BDM, sorry, so what happens when you die I hear you ask well it's like at the end of Terminator 2 when Arnie goes all SYSTEM FAILURE you just fade away and know no more so what's the point in living I hear you ask well there is none and anyway I may as well keep typing forever and that will save the little children won't it no it won't there's no saving them HAHAHAHA ONIONS.
 
or long, OMG

I think I'm going to search for some liquor, I think there's some coconut flavored rum or something in the fridge. that sounds disgusting but I feel teh need to get drunk.
 
Cassie said:
or long, OMG

I think I'm going to search for some liquor, I think there's some coconut flavored rum or something in the fridge. that sounds disgusting but I feel teh need to get drunk.
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I'm ashamed. I didn't get all drunk for Thanksgiving. I blame my niece and nephew. I was too busy taking care of them to get drunk.
 
This would be agood prombt for me to go ona nother nonsensical rant escpecially about HOW ITS NOT HYPENATED YOU FUNCKYIN CUNT IT'S A ONE WORD JUST LIKE GAGH MISSPELLED IT IN THE SWIMLEIER THREADS I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ALL YOU MISPELLING LIKE YOURE ALL FROM GORBLACH AND ALL CALLED STEVE LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHERE I SAID THE THING ABUT ALIENS AND THEN ANOTHER PERONS REPLIED like it woas all the time folks and i cthouhg ti could rant like that time ________________________
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|| ||but nothing doing so ill just post a picture of acow lol i should die and be a homeless person and live in A FUCKING GRASS HOUSE and suffer chinses pPEOPLE MAKING JOKSE ABOUT NOT THLOWING STONE REN YOU RIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE Llosl they think they'r so funy the bitches what do the y know i shoudl stab them all chikns CHINKS chinks CHINKS chinks kicnhs kalsl ajkse0ur23 whyd we have to let them all in in the first placve with all their rice and dumplings and epicanthic folds cunts n ns d 5
 
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