Look at this photo..

[Sarek]

you're what, late 40s?

That's ancient.

43. But in your case, I'll call you "moron". For a moron, by any other name, is still a moron.

 

[Cacophony]

^You keep up that old man crap and, cow or not, there's going to be some heavy duty spanking going on!

After which, you can call me, dirty old man! :bigass:

Oh shut up, you love the attention

You're also younger than my parents. Only slightly, though. They're both 46. I'm not quite 20. Think about it, you're old enough to be my father

Spanking me would nearly be child abuse

 

[Gagh]

Oh dear.