Looking for just the thing?

['Gear]

NSFW. Although I suppose it depends on where you work.

https://sinthetics.heroku.com/designs/detail/60

 

[Loktar]

*adds to list of stuff to buy when I win the lottery*

 

['Gear]

I fucked up the link. Go to accessories and check out the "Balloon Knot".

"Gets rid of Doll Gape"

Every time I think I've finally seen it all...

 

['Gear]

And if I getting one I'm going with "Willow".

 

[Loktar]

Mine's going to look as close to Anne Hathaway or Felicia Day as legally as possible.

 

[Dershocka]

I'd like to get more than 1 of them, and take pictures of them playing poker.

 

['Gear]

I'd use mine for the HOV lane.

 

[Love Child]

I'd like to see a picture of someone using it for

 

[Love Child]

I'll leave it up to you.

 

[Love Child]

I'd use mine for the HOV lane.

Someone used a skeleton looking doll with a hood over it. Probably wouldn't have got caught if it weren't for the 80 MPH. Doofus.

 

[Love Child]

REally I want to watch someone having sex with one of these dolls.

Not really
Maybe
I don't know
I can't decide

LOL Where are the male versions?! 0_0

Ew!

I'll have mine with a tool belt and a cup of hot chocolate please.

 

[Love Child]

*Just clicked on Willow*

WTF OMG THats fucked up

 

[Love Child]

mkay now i've seen enough

 

[Loktar]

They need to make more interactive dolls so you can practice asking girls on dates instead of just having a nonresponsive doll that you rape every day and night.

 

[Donovan]

The only way to practice asking girls out is to go ask a shitload of them out. There is no pickup line in the world that works as well as "Hey you wanna go grab a bite or something?"

And that site...

...


...


There simply aren't words.

 

['Gear]

Sounds like ol' Donovan might be a willow man too.

Can you imagine having that thing sitting in your house staring at you? So what..throw a hood over it's head or put it in a closet? Yeah, that's better.

I can't wait for the astroid to hit. Sure I'm going down but some MOTHERFUCKERS are coming with me.

 

[Loktar]

'Gear: lol What, why?


^Idk...trying not to look like a total pervert.... and it would be nice to try and rid myself of social awkwardness before trying to ask a real girl out.

 

['Gear]

Heh heh. I meant why not rape the unresponsive every night.

 

[Loktar]

Heh heh. I meant why not rape the unresponsive every night.

Hmmm....Idk....seems like a cheating way to lose my virginity....aww fuck it....Candy stripper Loktar cumming soon to a local coma ward!

 

[Falconarg]

Fuck man i was eating...