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*adds to list of stuff to buy when I win the lottery*
 
I fucked up the link. Go to accessories and check out the "Balloon Knot".

"Gets rid of Doll Gape"

Every time I think I've finally seen it all...
 
And if I getting one I'm going with "Willow".
 
Mine's going to look as close to Anne Hathaway or Felicia Day as legally as possible.
 
I'd like to get more than 1 of them, and take pictures of them playing poker.
 
I'd use mine for the HOV lane.
 
I'd like to see a picture of someone using it for
 
I'll leave it up to you.
 
'Gear said:
I'd use mine for the HOV lane.
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Someone used a skeleton looking doll with a hood over it. Probably wouldn't have got caught if it weren't for the 80 MPH. Doofus.
 
REally I want to watch someone having sex with one of these dolls.

Not really
Maybe
I don't know
I can't decide

LOL Where are the male versions?! 0_0

Ew!

I'll have mine with a tool belt and a cup of hot chocolate please.
 
*Just clicked on Willow*

WTF OMG THats fucked up
 
mkay now i've seen enough
 
They need to make more interactive dolls so you can practice asking girls on dates instead of just having a nonresponsive doll that you rape every day and night.
 
The only way to practice asking girls out is to go ask a shitload of them out. There is no pickup line in the world that works as well as "Hey you wanna go grab a bite or something?"

And that site...

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There simply aren't words.
 
Sounds like ol' Donovan might be a willow man too.

Can you imagine having that thing sitting in your house staring at you? So what..throw a hood over it's head or put it in a closet? Yeah, that's better.

I can't wait for the astroid to hit. Sure I'm going down but some MOTHERFUCKERS are coming with me.
 
'Gear: lol What, why?


^Idk...trying not to look like a total pervert.... and it would be nice to try and rid myself of social awkwardness before trying to ask a real girl out.
 
Heh heh. I meant why not rape the unresponsive every night.
 
'Gear said:
Heh heh. I meant why not rape the unresponsive every night.
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Hmmm....Idk....seems like a cheating way to lose my virginity....aww fuck it....Candy stripper Loktar cumming soon to a local coma ward!
 
Fuck man i was eating...
 
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