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LORD LUCIFER

Yes. His name was Saul. He changed it to Paul after his conversion and then wrote many, many letters Christians still love to read and (mis)quote.

Honey bunny, I've always thought I was too old for you. Now, it seems, you are way too old for me. You actually heard him say that?
 
Have you really heard any of them say anything more intelligent or sane as a reason? I sure the hell haven't.

You will have to set aside your predisposition to reject whatever one of them will say to you about why they believe the way they do.

Most of the Christians I know were not converted but raised in a family where Christianity was their core belief system. It is not that they never question their belief, it is their belief system has the answers built in to the doctrine. It is called having faith.
 
Honey bunny, I've always thought I was too old for you. Now, it seems, you are way too old for me. You actually heard him say that?

Metaphorically speaking, whenever the story gets brought up at church, yes.
And yes, I hear enough converts get up and say 'The Spirit pushed/told me to join/answer the door when the missionaries were there...'
 
You will have to set aside your predisposition to reject whatever one of them will say to you about why they believe the way they do.

Most of the Christians I know were not converted but raised in a family where Christianity was their core belief system. It is not that they never question their belief, it is their belief system has the answers built in to the doctrine. It is called having faith.

You call blindly following what your idiot parents tell you "faith". I call it "brainwashing".
 
This thread disgusts me. You guys are so proud of being godless liberal homosexuals, and assume anyone who believes in god must be backwards ignorant tailor trash. WELL GUESS WHAT, JESUS HAS A HUGE COCK AND WHEN HE COMES TO RAPTURE TRUE BELIEVERS HE WILL STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, AND THEN YOU WILL GOTO HELL CAUSE YOU ARE FAGS.

I only wish God was as angry as he was in the good old days, and totally smite you all for daring to question his awesomely super powers.
 
You call blindly following what your idiot parents tell you "faith". I call it "brainwashing".

You really are one of the most ignorant persons I've come in to contact with in a long time. Ironically, you are on par with Luci. His, however, is part of an online persona. Yours, I believe, is, unfortunately, genuine. You assume facts not in evidence.
 
Metaphorically speaking, whenever the story gets brought up at church, yes.
And yes, I hear enough converts get up and say 'The Spirit pushed/told me to join/answer the door when the missionaries were there...'

To open their heart and let Jesus in, etc. Yeah. I know. I especially like it when a stranger knocks on my door and asks me when I open the door if I've been saved. I tell them I am not in peril but thanks for checking.

Still, just because my experience wasn't the same as theirs doesn't mean theirs isn't genuine, or honest or truthful in the way they can express their experience. Some things just get lost in translation.
 
You really are one of the most ignorant persons I've come in to contact with in a long time. Ironically, you are on par with Luci. His, however, is part of an online persona. Yours, I believe, is, unfortunately, genuine. You assume facts not in evidence.

You have not explained your reasoning behind this statement aside from that you don't like me saying that believing in nonsense is crazy talk.
 
You have not explained your reasoning behind this statement aside from that you don't like me saying that believing in nonsense is crazy talk.

Explain your reasoning for what you write.

The explanation, idiot, is that you are stupid because you assume facts not in evidence.

You wrote:
You call blindly following what your idiot parents tell you "faith".
You do not know what my parents told me about anything. Your parents may be or were idiots. Mine, however, were not.
 
Have you not heard of the universal "you"? I was not even referring to YOUR parents in particular.

You pointed out that:

Most of the Christians I know were not converted but raised in a family where Christianity was their core belief system. It is not that they never question their belief, it is their belief system has the answers built in to the doctrine. It is called having faith.

I pointed out that not questioning one's belief system because it was slammed into their pliable minds by one's parents is brainwashing, not faith. Perhaps I should have said "one" instead of "you"
 
First of all, I am not a "faggot", I am bisexual.

Secondly, you should concentrate your energies on bashing the creatures of the Light and their petty "Gods". Engaging in friendly fire will not help our cause : the destruction of Judeo-Christianity, or any worship of a false God.

Inno a Satanae.

If you are 'bisexual' as you clearly claim here, this would suggest that I was indeed correct. You ARE a faggot. After all, do you not like the cawk? That is what 'bisexual' means, you stupid fuck.

There ARE no Gods. I merely remark upon the idiocy of Judeo-Christianity, and its worship of a hypocrite. Only a complete MORON would worship God rather than Lucifer, whom God Himself admitted to being the brightest light in the Heavens. Shit, look up the meaning of his name, you dumbfucks. The Jew God was JEALOUS. How can a fucking GOD be jealous? He is a fucking GOD, after all.
 
You really are one of the most ignorant persons I've come in to contact with in a long time. Ironically, you are on par with Luci. His, however, is part of an online persona. Yours, I believe, is, unfortunately, genuine. You assume facts not in evidence.

My 'online persona'? Bwaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Which facts would those be? The man is right. It IS in fact 'brainwashing' when a parent seeks to 'teach' their children their own philosophy, religion etc. Like when a child becomes old enough to understand the English language, parents begin to indoctrinate that child via visits to church, recitation of the Bible etc. That, my dumb cunt, is called BRAINWASHING.
 

My 'online persona'? Bwaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Which facts would those be? The man is right. It IS in fact 'brainwashing' when a parent seeks to 'teach' their children their own philosophy, religion etc. Like when a child becomes old enough to understand the English language, parents begin to indoctrinate that child via visits to church, recitation of the Bible etc. That, my dumb cunt, is called BRAINWASHING.

oh yea, brainwashing is bad, people are acting up because of this you know what I mean?
Remember in Tinamamanasquare people who got ran over by Tanks LOL.

They act like those crazy stupid teenagers who don't want to listen to you cause they think they've figured out everything about the world and life..
 
It occurs to me that, in vociferously denying your allegiance to "God" and claiming "Satan" as your personal honcho deity, you are actually reenforcing the existence of the very thing you call a fairy tale. How can a person be so strongly against a thing that doesn't exist? It would be like me saying I deny Cat in the Hat in favor of the dude from Green Eggs and Ham. Makes no sense. If you deny the existence of God, why try so hard to play for "the other side"?

Besides, the concept of God and the Devil was more complex than your simplified version in the above posts. Morningstar per legend was the best and the brightest of the angels, but jealous of God's new toys and he overstepped his authority. Then, when given a chance for redemption, he failed to humble himself and recognize any weaknesses in his own philosophy, unlike Adam who had a similar crisis of arrogance but realized his error and was therefore given some form of redemption.

Without recognizing your own shortcomings, you cannot grow. This is Lucifer's ultimate failing, the inability to grow and learn from his own mistakes, that God punishes. God of myth and story WANTS his subordinates to grow: why do you think he put "the tree of knowledge" dead square in the middle of everything, then made strict and dire warnings "Not to touch it"?

Because disobedience for reward is the substance of free will. Any parent knows this basic fact. If Adam and Eve don't disobey, they have not acquired independent thought and the experiment is a failure. That's why God booted them from the garden, saying "Now they are like us."

Capable of thought and self-preservation, and no longer in need of shelter.

Of course, God shows a little of his own insecurites by the whole "worship me first" stuff and the refusal to bestow immortality, but hey. Who's perfect?

Bottom line: it is arrogant to assume that there is an old guy so much higher than us on the evolutionary scale that we can't perceive him, and yet his ONLY reason for existence its to watch our every move.

However, it is even MORE arrogant to assume that humans are the tip of the evolutionary scale. As surely as there is life below us, there is life above. Count on it.
 
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