LORD OF THE RINGS

[Mentalist]

OMG THIS BOOK IS FUCKING WELL GOOD. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT IT? I'M READING IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THE MOVIES AND THE ELVES ESPECIALLY. LEGOLAS AND ELROND ARE MY FAVS (LEGOLAS IS WELL HOT) AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD IT IS. IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIE BUT A BIT LONGER YOU KNOW AND YOU GET TO SPEND MORE TIME AT BILBOS PARTY WHICH IS COOL MAN. AND LIKE OMG HOW GOOD IS TOM BUMBLEDILL? HE SHOULD OF WELL BEEN IN THE MOVIE HE WAS REALLY COOL AND NICE TO THEM HOBBITSES. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS YOU CAN GET THEM ON AMAZON I THINK. IT'S A GOOD DEAL. YOU SHOULD FIND THEM AND READ THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE AMAAAAZING. THEY SHOULD HAVE A FEW MORE PICTURES THOUGH. YES.

 

[WillsZenith]

OMG THIS BOOK IS FUCKING WELL GOOD. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT IT? I'M READING IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THE MOVIES AND THE ELVES ESPECIALLY. LEGOLAS AND ELROND ARE MY FAVS (LEGOLAS IS WELL HOT) AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD IT IS. IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIE BUT A BIT LONGER YOU KNOW AND YOU GET TO SPEND MORE TIME AT BILBOS PARTY WHICH IS COOL MAN. AND LIKE OMG HOW GOOD IS TOM BUMBLEDILL? HE SHOULD OF WELL BEEN IN THE MOVIE HE WAS REALLY COOL AND NICE TO THEM HOBBITSES. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS YOU CAN GET THEM ON AMAZON I THINK. IT'S A GOOD DEAL. YOU SHOULD FIND THEM AND READ THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE AMAAAAZING. THEY SHOULD HAVE A FEW MORE PICTURES THOUGH. YES.

ok...........

 

[Mentalist]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

 

[WillsZenith]

One of those days eh?

 

[Mentalist]

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[WillsZenith]

couldve picked the pirate song...

 

[WillsZenith]

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[WillsZenith]

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[CaptainWacky]

OMG TELLS ME ABOUT IT BRAHA. WHO DO YOU THINK COULD HAVE PLAYED TOM BOMBADIL? I THINK ROBERT PATTISON COULD HAVE PULLED IT OFF BECAUSE HE IS WELL BUFF! THEN I WOULD HAVE PULLED OFF MY COCK WANKING IT TO HIS HOT BODY LOL. WHO THE FUCK IS GLORFINDOL THOUGH AND WHY DID HE STEAL ARWEN'S THUNDER? IDIDN'T LIKE THAT. DEY SHOULD OF KEPT IT AS ARWEN BECASUE SHE KICKS ASS LIKE XENA! DO YOU THINK XENA IS A BOOK TOO?! OMG!

 

[The Tomtrek]

SPOILER DON'T READ IF YOU HAVN'T READ LORD OF THE RINGS AND THE SILLYMIRLION AND THE UNFINISHED TAILS:

Spoiler

Arwen is hot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DID YOU KNOW BIBLO WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HOBBIT TOO?

 

[headvoid]

I HEARD HE ACTUALLY DIES AND THEN SOMETHING COMES BACK AND LIKE IT WAS ALL OVER BUT THEY MADE A SEQUEL ABOUT TWO TOWERS BUT IT WASN@T ABOUT 9/11 AND THEN THERE WAS A REALLY DARK BIT THAT THEY ASKED MADONNA TO DO SOME MUSIC FOR AND THEN IT DIDNT WORK SO THEY TOTALLY DISSED HER AND THE GUY WHO WROTE IT WANTED COLDPLAY BUT COULDNT AFFORD THEM.

THAT LAST BIT IS REALLY TRUE COS I READ IT ON A FORUM.

 

[Donovan]

Spoiler

GOLLUM IS A HOBBIT AND HE DIES AT THE END! SO DOES GANDALF BUT HE'S NOT A HOBBIT SO HE GETS TO COME BACK, AND THE HUMAN NOT-ARAGORN GUY BUT NOBODY CARES CUZ HE WAS A DOUCHE! SARUMAN IS ALSO A DOUCHE BUT NOT A HOBBIT. GANDALF IS ONLY A DOUCHE TO HOBBITS. HE'S COOL TO THE REST OF THEM.

 

[Gagh]

I LIKE THE BIT WHERE THEY WALK TO THE VOLCANO AND PUT THE RING IN IT.

 

[Donovan]

I LIKE THE BIT WHERE THEY WALK TO THE VOLCANO AND PUT THE RING IN IT.

DUDE, SPOILERS!!!!!ONEONESHIFT!!

 

[Gagh]

AWW, SHIT.

GOLLUM EATS TARZAN'S LIPSTICK, AND IT ALL GETS NASTY FROM THERE.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd fuck Sauron's giant eye, it's well sexy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DOES ANYONE THINK SAM AND FRODO WERE TOTALZY GAY FOR EACH OTHER BECAUSE AT ONE POINT SAM SAYS HE LOVES FROOD AND I NEVER SAY I LOVE MY MALE FREIDNS BEACSUE I DON'T OKAY I'M NOT GAY UNLESS I'M QUOTING THAT GREAT MOVIE "I LOVE YOU MAN" IT WANS'T AS GOOD AS "MARLEY AND ME" BUT IT WAS STILL PRETTY GOOD U KNOW ANYWAY I THINK SMA AND FRODO WERE TOTALLYZ GAY AND THAT'S OKAY AS LONG AS THEY DON'T MAKE ME WATCH!"?!"

 

[headvoid]

YOU ARE SUCH A HOMOPHONE! I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW SO WHAT IF THEY ARE GAY IT IS WELL OK AND I KNOW BECAUSE SOMEONE AT SCHOOL IS GAY AND HE IS WELL NICE.

ISNT THE OLD GUY THE WIZARD A BIT OF A QUEER?

 

[Tisiphone]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZYTOWN VIDS THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT BUT WE NEED THE ONES THAT ARE MAKING FUN OF THEM YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA

And boobie flashes for anyone who can make a LOTR fan vomit by insinuating Sam and Frodo were lovers, ala Clerks 2.