LORD OF THE RINGS

Donovan

beer, I want beer
DOES ANYONE THINK SAM AND FRODO WERE TOTALZY GAY FOR EACH OTHER BECAUSE AT ONE POINT SAM SAYS HE LOVES FROOD AND I NEVER SAY I LOVE MY MALE FREIDNS BEACSUE I DON'T OKAY I'M NOT GAY UNLESS I'M QUOTING THAT GREAT MOVIE "I LOVE YOU MAN" IT WANS'T AS GOOD AS "MARLEY AND ME" BUT IT WAS STILL PRETTY GOOD U KNOW ANYWAY I THINK SMA AND FRODO WERE TOTALLYZ GAY AND THAT'S OKAY AS LONG AS THEY DON'T MAKE ME WATCH!"?!"

In the original cut we actually find out "Lembas" means "blowjob" in elvish so when Sam keeps saying "Okay this is the last Lembas I will give you" well, you know. That's why Gollum says "What has it got in its pockets? Oh, filthy filthy Bagginses" and they had to be nice to him so he wouldn't tell Gandalf until they saw a chance to throw him in a volcano and shut him up. Sam said, "Now I can go in your Bag End..." It's all on the blue-ray extended release version.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
OFUCKMYGOD I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TAHT!!!

AND NO HEADVOID IT IS DUMBLEDORE WHO IS GAY AND THAT'S WHY HE GOT FIRED FROM HAIRYWARTS SCHOOL!!!!!
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Elijah Wood loves the buttsecks, so, yeah.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
no he don't
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HOW CMOE DAT LINE WASNT IN DA BOOK IS TOLKEN A HACK?!?!
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
This thread needs more Dwayne Johnson.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WHO'S HE SOME KIND OF ORC?!
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
If you smeeeelllll what the Orc is cooking!
 
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