LORD OF THE RINGS

[Henoch]

I have the books but have NEVER read them. I am glad to hear they are a good read Mentalist.

 

[Donovan]

DOES ANYONE THINK SAM AND FRODO WERE TOTALZY GAY FOR EACH OTHER BECAUSE AT ONE POINT SAM SAYS HE LOVES FROOD AND I NEVER SAY I LOVE MY MALE FREIDNS BEACSUE I DON'T OKAY I'M NOT GAY UNLESS I'M QUOTING THAT GREAT MOVIE "I LOVE YOU MAN" IT WANS'T AS GOOD AS "MARLEY AND ME" BUT IT WAS STILL PRETTY GOOD U KNOW ANYWAY I THINK SMA AND FRODO WERE TOTALLYZ GAY AND THAT'S OKAY AS LONG AS THEY DON'T MAKE ME WATCH!"?!"

In the original cut we actually find out "Lembas" means "blowjob" in elvish so when Sam keeps saying "Okay this is the last Lembas I will give you" well, you know. That's why Gollum says "What has it got in its pockets? Oh, filthy filthy Bagginses" and they had to be nice to him so he wouldn't tell Gandalf until they saw a chance to throw him in a volcano and shut him up. Sam said, "Now I can go in your Bag End..." It's all on the blue-ray extended release version.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OFUCKMYGOD I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TAHT!!!

AND NO HEADVOID IT IS DUMBLEDORE WHO IS GAY AND THAT'S WHY HE GOT FIRED FROM HAIRYWARTS SCHOOL!!!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Elijah Wood loves the buttsecks, so, yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

no he don't

 

[Mentalist]

AND THEY CALL IT A MINE!


A MINE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW CMOE DAT LINE WASNT IN DA BOOK IS TOLKEN A HACK?!?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This thread needs more Dwayne Johnson.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO'S HE SOME KIND OF ORC?!

 

[Donovan]

If you smeeeelllll what the Orc is cooking!