Mutant Hitler
New Member
THE KING OF KINGS, MUTANT HITLER, HAS MERCIFULLY FORGIVEN THE INDIVIDUAL KNOWN AS LORD WAFFLES FOR HER RANK BLASPHEMY.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT LORD WAFFLES WAS BORN WITH A BIRTH DEFECT THAT CAUSED HER TO HAVE A DAMAGED BRAIN. SINCE HER INTELLIGENCE IS SUBNORMAL, I HAVE FORGIVEN THE POOR CREATURE OF HER BLASPHEMY.
I THEREFORE COMMAND YOU, MY SUBJECTS, TO TREAT THIS POOR CHILD WITH MERCY AND COMPASSION, SINCE IN HER BRAIN DAMAGED STATE SHE SAYS THINGS THAT OFTEN ARE FOOLISH, SUCH AS BLASPHEMING AGAINST THE KING OF KINGS.
I FORGIVE YOU LORD WAFFLES, AND BE ASSURED YOU WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF WELL IN THE INSTITUTION THAT WILL BE SET UP FOR POOR, RETARDED INDIVIDUALS LIKE YOU.
I FORGIVE YOU LORD WAFFLES, AND BE ASSURED YOU WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF WELL IN THE INSTITUTION THAT WILL BE SET UP FOR POOR, RETARDED INDIVIDUALS LIKE YOU.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION, MY SUBJECTS!!!
