Lost characters you rarely see together

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or in a FLASHBACK WHERE HE HAS LOTS OF GAY SEX?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He had sex with his sister in the only flashback.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Charlie and Claire HAHA YOU DRUGGY LOSER!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hurley and Jack McFarland.

 

[Cassie]

The horse and the smoke monster

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charlie and Jack haven't had many scenes together lately. MAYBE THeY HATE EACH OTHER IN REAL IFE

 

[Cassie]

Or maybe Jack loves hobbits and doesn't want anyone to know

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE THEY'rE HAVING AN AFFAIR AND HE DOENSt' WANT EVANGELINE KNOWING BUT SHE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH EMILIE ANYWAY

 

[Cassie]

The hairy feet fetish

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still haven't seen Kate and Charlie speak in season 3!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Claire's NAKED BREASTS and Kate's ERECT NIPPLES.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They're saving all this for the finale.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sawyer and Claire had a few scenes together so remove that from the list.

 

[Cassie]

Rose and Bernard and every other Lost character.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Any other survivor! Although if one of them were to get a line the internets would be all "OH GOD IT'S NIKKI AND PAULO ALL OVER AGAIN, KILL KILL KILL!"

 

[Cassie]

I've heard they're supposed to be back one day.. don't know if it's this season or not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It'll be like this...

(Rose and Bernard are walking along the beach.)

Hurley: Oh hey, back from your picnic...LOOK OUT!

(A GRAND PIANO falls on Rose and Bernard, killing them.)

Desmond: Where's that piano come from, brother!?

(It came from A MICROWORMHOLE THAT'S THE SECRET THERE'S MICROWORMHOLES ALL OVER THE ISLAND CAUSING CHAOS.)

 

[Cassie]

They could at least use some old footage of Rose and Bernard to show them in the background doing things so we wouldn't think they were eaten by smokie

 

[CaptainWacky]

They never show the guy who had a rash in season one then played golf later in the episode either.

 

[Cassie]

OMG I DON'T EVEN REMMBER HIM