LOST IS COMING

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK HEROES



THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF

 

[Cassie]

Is that a new promo picture?

 

[The Tomtrek]

WHERE THE FUCK IS CLAIRE.

FUCK YOU.

 

[Cassie]

Desmond is looking hot as ever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes it's a new promo pic.

We already knew for the last six months that Claire wasn't going to be in season five.

No Jin though! But maybe they're keeping his "surprise" return a fucking surprise.

 

[The Tomtrek]

God damnit if they're going to drop characters don't drop the hot ones.

Now all we got is Kate and Julliet's breasts.

 

[Cassie]

Sawyer and Juliet to start making babies soon.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm sick of shows that go on about "destiny".

 

[The Tomtrek]

When does it start, anyway?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Januar

 

[The Tomtrek]

So does this mean that we'll have Lost, BSG and Dollhouse all starting in January?

Damn.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You could always save them up so you can watch all 2 and a half minutes of Lost before it goes on a five month hiatus, then BSG's 11 episode season and then Dollhouse's two episodes before it gets cancelled (3 episodes, if you can find a bootleg of the unaired pilot online). That way it'll last longer.

 

[Cassie]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTT!!!

He's not in the picture either!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR BOONE.

You can tell by how near or far the characters are the front how much screentime they'll get (so Charlotte, Miles and Desmond are fucked.)

 

[Cassie]

Oh god.. that means it's gonna be Jack and Sawyer all the time!

 

[The Tomtrek]

COULDN'T YOU JUST EAT EVANGELINE LILY'S HAIR??

 

[CaptainWacky]

Y...yes?

 

[The Tomtrek]

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

OR BOONE.

You can tell by how near or far the characters are the front how much screentime they'll get (so Charlotte, Miles and Desmond are fucked.)

That's so disturbingly true.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charlotte's nearly in the ocean!