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not as good as last weeks, but it was cool seeing Locke dream of Ekos brother.

Anyone notice the fake phycic was the one that Claire went to see?
 
YES that's a good point and he said he's a fraud but did her really mean it or did he just mean that his wife sees him as a fraud or something...I guess we'll see him again. I guess Libby's going to keep popping up in other people's flashbacks too. MAYBE NAKED.

OKAY HERE'S A QUESTION

When Locke was having the dreams which lead to Boone dying in season one, was he actually supposed to find the monitoring hatch rather than the plane? It makes sense, kind of. He could have went in it and...seen Desmond in the Swan hatch on the monitors. That might have helped(!?) ALSO, how come Boone didn't see the big question mark when he was up the cliff? Or did he just not look down? QUESTION
 
i thought that was just a big circle, not a question mark. either way, boone was probably too busy trying to get into the plane to notice it.

The psychic definitely said he was a fraud and that he investigated people so he could give them fake miracles.

what did he tell claire anyway? i can't remember that far back
 
Claires pychic told her first to make sure she brought up her baby herself, then he changed his mind and said he had arranged a family in LA to take teh baby, and gave her a ticket on flight 815 to get there.

The inference being that he knew the plane would crash and Claire would have to raise her baby herself
 
So maybe he was fake at first but then he had a REAL psychic vision of Claire's baby growing up to be the next HITLER so he had to send her on the plane to KILL her the bastard.

And I think I'm right that Locke was supposed to find the monitoring hatch the first time, because there wasn't much point in the island helping him find the plane...unless the island just hated Boone.
 
Every time I watch it I keep on thinking that the script writers are sitting there giggling like Beavis and Butthead

Script dude 1: Yo dude, lets make up loads of crap about umbrellas, translate it into latin and then scribble it on stuff!!
Script dude 2: Oh man, stop it, Im creased up here, thats almost as good as your purgatory stuff.
 
NO IT'S ALL PLANNED ALL OF IT OKAY WE'LL FIND OUT WHY THE SMOKE MONSTER KILLED THE PILOT AND WHY IT UPROOTS TRESS AND WHY EKO FOUND A GLASS EYE OKAY
 
It would be funny if the last episode revolved around them finding a giant rabbit three storeys high called Flopsy Bon Bopsy with adamantium claws, a necklace with banannas hanging off it and it was psychic and could speak and was voiced by David Hasselhoff and it stomped on the island with its big claws and Mr Eko was really an alien called Jobby Beep and he ate Jack and the closing shot was the Rabbit saying "I AM A GIANT RABBIT AND IT WAS ALL ME SO THERE" and then Jeremy Beadle dressed as Tarzan opened up it's head and jumped out and said "NO IT WAS REALLY ME THE WHOLE TIME I WAS CONTROLLING THE RABBIT HOFF FROM WITHIN ITS HEAD" and then Jeremy Beadles little hand fell off and a tiny Jimmy Cricket walked out and said "NO IT WAS ME I WAS CONTROLLING JEREMEY BEADLE WHILE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONTROLLING THE BIG RABBIT" then he turned into Optimus Prime and Claires baby turned into Megatron and they had a fight and Locke put some matrix glasses on and went "woaah" and killed Charlie and everyone else exploded into CGI numbers from the hatch except Hurley who ate some more peanut butter and turned into Lorne from the Angel TV series and sang "I will survive" and thats the end of the show forever and ever.
 
Mentalist said:
It would be funny if the last episode revolved around them finding a giant rabbit three storeys high called Flopsy Bon Bopsy with adamantium claws, a necklace with banannas hanging off it and it was psychic and could speak and was voiced by David Hasselhoff and it stomped on the island with its big claws and Mr Eko was really an alien called Jobby Beep and he ate Jack and the closing shot was the Rabbit saying "I AM A GIANT RABBIT AND IT WAS ALL ME SO THERE" and then Jeremy Beadle dressed as Tarzan opened up it's head and jumped out and said "NO IT WAS REALLY ME THE WHOLE TIME I WAS CONTROLLING THE RABBIT HOFF FROM WITHIN ITS HEAD" and then Jeremy Beadles little hand fell off and a tiny Jimmy Cricket walked out and said "NO IT WAS ME I WAS CONTROLLING JEREMEY BEADLE WHILE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONTROLLING THE BIG RABBIT" then he turned into Optimus Prime and Claires baby turned into Megatron and they had a fight and Locke put some matrix glasses on and went "woaah" and killed Charlie and everyone else exploded into CGI numbers from the hatch except Hurley who ate some more peanut butter and turned into Lorne from the Angel TV series and sang "I will survive" and thats the end of the show forever and ever.


YOUVE READ MY SCREENPLAY :angrysmiley:
 
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