Lost

[Conchaga]

Who dunnit?

 

[Loktar]

Who dunnit?

The cylons with some nukes, on the planet Caprica.

 

[Conchaga]

No it was Cassie with the spamhammer in the Tea Room. You lose.

 

[Loktar]

No it was Cassie with the spamhammer in the Tea Room. You lose.

Damn that woman and her perky nips! GRR!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just saw episode five of season 3. Guess someone's coming out my av.

 

[Tisiphone]

Awww...poor Wacky. Do you need to hold the Jesus stick?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S NO STICK...

 

[Conchaga]

Yes it is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY'rE AXING ALL THE BLACKS

 

[whisky]

With your axe?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rose will die of cancer soon and then it turns out her cancer was actually CHARLIE'S HEROIN!?

 

[Tisiphone]

No, no...she's a heroin carrier. She swallowed little bags of them and they finally exploded inside of her.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

The cylons actually exist. The TV show has been created to see how we would all react.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Created by the cylons or by RON MOORE THE CYLON FUCKER?

 

[whisky]

Shut your fucking face cylon fucker, your a cocksucking assraping cylon fucker

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Cylons are cool. Will of God. Kill 'em all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The cylons were created by man.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

They evolved.

 

[Cassie]

ARE YOU ALIVE?

 

[jack]

Benjamin's tumor is actually a pregnancy, and the baby will be the new Messiah.