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Love Child Re Entry

Love Child

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Help Love Child Re-Enter the world after spending 2 years in the mountains. What advice would you give to her? What should she check out first? What should she avoid?
 
Avoid Loktar and Charles flirting with each other.

That is all I got.
 
Check out a monster truck rally. Those things are lit!
 
Avoid Loktar and Charles flirting with each other.

That is all I got.

I'm only flirting with him for his football knowledge.

But all he talks about are the Dallas Cowboys. Fuck those losers. I guess though we'll have to let them win because of Hurricane Harvey.
 
Avoid the robot ducks.
 
Avoid The Noid.

 
It's amazing that there's an even shitter Hamburglar.
 
Robble Robble.
 
RobL?
 
Avoid the geese.
 
You should also move to where I live.
 
I might actually have to carry a purse again. I have almost left my wallet in several places whenever I am in town. Also I am afraid I will eat so much junk food now and I have to get normal work shoes for an office again, and I should probably shave my legs again. Oh, and I could watch cool and awesome shows like Twin Peaks now etc etc.

I went out for 1 night last week and gorged on chips, ice cream and television. I watched some Penn and Teller show, 1 minute of a cops show, and then settled on Whose line is it anyway.

@Dr Dave, I do plan on visiting and making a trip WHERE YOU LIVE! OKAY!
 
Ok!

The wasn't badgering you too visit, though IT WOULD BE REALLY AWESOME if you did. It's been ages!
 
I know! Thanks. Or, maybe I didn't know, but now I do!
 
Will you ever be allowed back in the mountains or are you considered an "outsider" now?
 
That is a good question, one I feel deserves an honest answer and not just some sarcastic response. I am just not sure how to answer it in that way without going into details that are boring.

Short answer: I am still a part of the community, and I will be doing some through hiking this year and will stop and say hi to people. I don't forsee myself volunteering for as long as a period of time, but I would like to come up during short opportunities.

Long answer: No one is really considered an outsider unless they did something stupid, but even then the community is pretty forgiving, and truth be told I often felt like an outsider while here. Most of the people here are just out of college or retired and I fall in the middle of those 2 categories. It was a strange experience at times.
 
At least you had all those deer!
 
Lucky for me the deer migrate down lake for the winter and I am sure I will see many of them, hopefully not on the road!
 
Yeah deer, stay off the road. I get distracted singing Christmas songs on the radio. I don't want to bust up my car again or see another one of you flying through the air 30 yards.
 
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