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LU-CASH ANNOUNCES PLANS TO BRAINWASH YOUNG PANTS

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"I'M GOING TO BRAINWASH THEM ALL" HE SAId
 
"THE PANTS ARE STRONG IN YOU, YOUNG FAN", HE TOLD A YOUNG FAN AS HIS DESTITUTE MOTHER SEARCHED FURIOUSLY FOR HER LAST FEW CENTS TO GIVE HIM FOR MERCHANDISE OF HIS NEW LINE OF PANTS.
 
HE'S ERECTING A PANTS FIELD IN SPACE TO PROTECT HIS COPYRIGHTS
 
HE KNOWS NO LIMITS
 
ARE YOU SAYING HE'S ERECTING A TENT IN HIS PANTS OVER CHILDREN?
 
BOTH, I HOPE! (LIKE DARTH MAUL, HE HAS A DOUBLE-BLADED ERECTION)
 
Interesting how this became about young children...
 
LIKE ALL OF TK. CALL THE SERVER GET IT SHUT DOWN DOWN TAKE THE ADMINS TO COURT!
 
DENNY CRANE DEFENDS THEM BUT ACCIDENTLY SHOOTS CAIT IN THE TITS AND IT'S A MISTRIAL
 
CAIT HAS MINSTRALS ON HER TITS?
 
THE MINSTRALS ARE COMING, THE MINSTRALS ARE COMING!!!!

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CAIT KEEPS A SMALL AFRICAN NATION ON HER TITS
 
I'd pay to see that (because I have to give all this Nigerian scam money away).
 
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