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Luke

Unfortunately he's too classy for that. He did take his shirt off the other day for a split second. I like him enough to have noticed that. :)

Yeah, he does try to keep everybody on side, but being in there with the likes of Alexandra, I think I'd be a little sheepish to begin with as well. But Steph was fucking useless in the task and Mario was particularly ruthless ("I don't want anyone to think the wedding's off because I can't seeeeeee!!" was the most excruciating moment of the series so far, and we can thank Mario for that), so Luke was right on both counts.
 
He's good in the Diary Room. Didn't like the way he just got up and walked out when Alex was ranting, leaving it to the girls to say something (along with Mohamed who promised to stand up to the bullies in his vt!)

He'll never be naked, he doesn't even drink.
 
It's only a matter of time until they do a task wherre the blokes all have to be shirtless. I'll put masking tape over whichever side of the screen Dennis is on.
 
I don't remember that, but I can believe it. He loved running round "naked", didn't he? I think after a while he'd be going round in circles and no one was paying attention anymore.
 
COME AND GET IT! COME AND GET IT!

I think the YouTube vids are still in my Favorites. As well as the underwater shot of his wobbly bits.

He wasn't sexy in the least. But he was lean and he was willing. Q'PLAH!
 
I'm sure they had lots more revealing footage they could've shown, but they only seem to show fat girl's boobs now.
 
Student, big ears, wears suits. Got booed going on, not sure why. Seems okay.

What a hateful little shit!

This kid really wound me up. No personality of his own, his entire character was built around heel wrestling manager tactics and his "I don't drink, smoke or SWURE!" catchphrase. NEVER ONCE told anyone to their face that he had a problem with them, weaseling around behind their backs spreading lies and half-truths...and he still doesn't understand why his friends and he were unpopular! Obviously I wanted Rachel to win because she was my favourite, but a large part of it was also rubbing it into this little shit's face. PLEASE MAKE HIM AND BEX GO AWAY.
 
Can someone give me neg karma on the post where I say "He's this year's Lezza. I love him", just for the sake of my sanity.

What a fucking shitting fuckface. By FAR my most despised housemate this year and possibly of all time! I hope he dies.
 
Don't worry, I think we all thought he was going to be good for the first week. It was the comedy voice. I myself thought he would be the new Victor! Then, it became clear, that he wasn't actually funny at all. Just a miserable, hate-filled little shit. I can't remember ANYTHING he actually said other than "no Rebecca no!" or generally baseless bitching about the other housemates (I'm still waiting for Rachel to stab Mikey in the back!) Compare him to a true BB legend like Victor: yes, he was a "villain" too, but Vic was actually funny as fuck and had a human side. He didn't take his own shit seriously. I don't remember any moment where Luke actually connected to his fellow housemates on a human level or showed compassion or empathy. He's a creep.
 
Although I do remember when they went to his house on BBLB and he had Murder She Wrote DVD boxsets...maybe there's a slither of humanity inside him?
 
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