LYRICS TO NEW MOBY SONG REVEALED

[Gagh]

Boooooooooooom laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhbyyyyyyyy ymmmumsooooohoooooooo

Byooooooooooooollllllllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmeeeeee sssssssssmammasooooooooonoooooooooooooooo!

Imgonnnnnagmyselfnomommsohaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Flmysomoooooooooooomah ssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeemmeee mee mee!

Woooooooooooooooo!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

his best work yeT

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CAN SEE WHY HE GETS ALL THE CHCIKS

 

[headvoid]

Fatboy Slim rips off those words regularly

 

[CaptainWacky]

But he kidnaps Christopher Walken and forces him to appear in his videos for street cred.

 

[headvoid]

Christopher Walken has 743 body doubles - he gives the Slimboy Chubby man No. 721.

I think you know what I am saying there! Considering No. 652 cleans our toilets at work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which one appeared in The Rock's hit movie 'Welcome To The Jungle'?

 

[headvoid]

That was an imposter

 

[CaptainWacky]

No one told The Rock¬

 

[Uranium 4]

That was actually Christopher Biggins. THE ROCK'S MOST LETHAL (BUM) BANDIT YET!

 

[CaptainWacky]

STIFFLER BET THE ROCK THAT HE COULD SLEEP WITH WALKEN FIRST AND HE WON THEN THE ROCK SAID "OF COURSE YOU WON, I'M NOT A FAG!"

 

[Uranium 4]

You know, come to think of it, Moby is good friends with Portman, so if you could BY SOME TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH OF IMMENSE MAGNITUDE, say, TURN INTO MOBY, you could get into Portman's appartment WITHOUT THE CAT BURGLAR'S SUIT AND STICK HAND/FOOT PADS.

Then you can let your imagination run wild all over her 24 INCH PYTHONS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be easier if I could bypass the bald middleman and just turn straight into Portman AND LET ANARCHY REIGN.

 

[Uranium 4]

If I was Portman I would let Johnny Rotten ANYWHERE NEAR ME.

 

[headvoid]

What the fuck has Moby got in common with Portman?

Moby - Hey I've got a great white label with 123 bpm
Natalie - Fuck off bald old boring techno man

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't hear because I've got headphones on.

 

[Uranium 4]

They're both vegans or some shit like that. And good mates who regularly socialize. I read that in an interview with Portman where she talked about him for a while.

 

[FILTHYRECWHORE]

Boooooooooooom laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhbyyyyyyyy ymmmumsooooohoooooooo

Byooooooooooooollllllllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmeeeeee sssssssssmammasooooooooonoooooooooooooooo!

Imgonnnnnagmyselfnomommsohaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Flmysomoooooooooooomah ssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeemmeee mee mee!

Woooooooooooooooo!

ALL NIGGERS SOUND THE SAME

 

[Uranium 4]

Fuck off and die, moron.

 

[FILTHYRECWHORE]

Fuck off and die, moron.

OOGA BOOGA OOK OOK

HERES A BANANA NOW SHUT THE FUK UP SAMBO