Made My Bed

[Ilyanna]

You don't need one. Couch=overated.

My thought exactly. I have beds, and I have chairs, and I can't really think of something to do on a couch that I can't do better on/in one of them.

 

['Gear]

Please stand by while I do the math on that...

I have detailed files on what can be done to a girl on a couch...

I'm sorry Ily. That is not, strictly speaking, correct.

 

[Ilyanna]

a) you don't know how my bed is shaped,
b) I'm crafty.

Of course, if you'd send me the files, I'd gladly check the validity of your statement and let you know...

 

['Gear]

a) you don't know how my bed is shaped,
b) I'm crafty.

Of course, if you'd send me the files, I'd gladly check the validity of your statement and let you know...

Damn it. ^FTW