Madonna found dead

[Mirah]

I remember when her Playboy spread came out in 1985 and one of the guys at my workplace had a copy, so I asked if I could borrow it for awhile. I gave it back to him the next day saying "Okay, I'm done now."

I always wanted to check out her Sex book.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Were all the pages stuck together?

 

[whisky]

I have that book somewhere, I tried to sell it on eBay but they pulled the auction.

Would be worth more now she's dead.

 

[Mirah]

I'll give you my address. Send it to me Media Mail.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can't send pornography throughg the post!

 

[Mirah]

Fuck

 

[Mirah]

When you go to post mail do you have to answer the question "Is there anything liquid, fragile, hazardous or perishable?" And then do they ask, "Is there anything pornographic?" I would love to add that to my list of questions I ask.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can't send pornography throughg the post!

Well, not legally.

 

[whisky]

But I got the book in the post?

 

[Dr Dave]

At least it used to be illegal to send it in the post in the US.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I sent my cock and balls to Madonna through the post and I'm in prison now.