curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
srsly, that was the headline. I had to read it. ROTFLMAO!
Madonna And Jesus Get Kabbalah-Married
by Ryan Porter
Twenty-eight-year age-difference romance actually not a nightmare brought on by reading too much gossip.
HOW IS MADONNA STILL DATING THAT 22-YEAR-OLD!!! Just when I'd managed to sort of absorb that information as something that is actually happening the even more improbable bomb drops that Madonna, 50, and Jesus Luz are joining their immortal souls in a Kabbalah commitment ceremony. I don't know what that means, but it sounds disturbingly permanent.
The union was confirmed by the Brazilian model's father. "The Kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy," he told Brazil's Quem [Who] magazine (via New York Daily News).
"I don't know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son," he continues. "It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity."
I know Madonna's dating skills got a little rusty while she was married for the past eight years, but an old pro like this hot hag should know that you date the 22-year-olds, you don't marry them. Madge, I'm worried about you. That Demi's a bad influence.
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Madonna And Jesus Get Kabbalah-Married
by Ryan Porter
Twenty-eight-year age-difference romance actually not a nightmare brought on by reading too much gossip.
HOW IS MADONNA STILL DATING THAT 22-YEAR-OLD!!! Just when I'd managed to sort of absorb that information as something that is actually happening the even more improbable bomb drops that Madonna, 50, and Jesus Luz are joining their immortal souls in a Kabbalah commitment ceremony. I don't know what that means, but it sounds disturbingly permanent.
The union was confirmed by the Brazilian model's father. "The Kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy," he told Brazil's Quem [Who] magazine (via New York Daily News).
"I don't know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son," he continues. "It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity."
I know Madonna's dating skills got a little rusty while she was married for the past eight years, but an old pro like this hot hag should know that you date the 22-year-olds, you don't marry them. Madge, I'm worried about you. That Demi's a bad influence.
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