Madonna

[jack]

Life is a mystery.

 

[whisky]

Her videos wouldnt be so bad if she didnt keep trying to pretend shes still 19.

You're 50 Madonna, act like it, put away the leotards.

 

[Gagh]

I liked her when I was a kid (her music), but she just comes over as a really sad sack of bones.

Rich, though. Which is a good thing. Yes, I'm shallow, materialistic & proud of it.

 

[whisky]

The last song she brought out I liked, but I liked it without realising it was actually her, I guess there comes a point when a voice is processed so much you cant even recognise it any more.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's some kind of wirey sex gran.

 

[Henoch]

I WILL LISTEN TO NO MORE ILL TALK OF MADONNA!!

OK THEN?

 

[CaptainWacky]

but you're nasty about Michael Jackson

 

[Henoch]

^^^i like MJ's music, nothing recent, but his older stuff is great...same thing can be said about Madonna i suppose. Although her recent stuff is ok, not near as great as her classic 80's & 90's stuff. Madonna has survived each decade & remained relevant, MJ has not.

 

[SuN]

Madonna is a pedophile.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She has a foot fetish.

 

[Gagh]

Fucking sunken-faced, African-baby collecting shrivelled, warbling old harridan.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There is that.

 

[Gagh]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Confessions on a Dance Floor was a great disco album, I still listen to some of those tracks. But her last album with Justin Fingerbang was crap.

She was really good when she guested on Will & Grace.

She's starting to look like all the chicken meat has been boiled, and is rapidly sliding off the bone. We are concerned.

 

[Conchaga]

The misfortune of being american is that I only understood the words, I'm, so, and, and or. Conjunctions are great, yeah?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You're American and you don't understand the word "divorced"?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not without his lawyer!

 

[Conchaga]

It's called legal separation now, kay?

 

[whisky]

This looks like a good time to paste in the latest joke I got from an email

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in afatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the PearlyGates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.


While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?



When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.



St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.

Let me go find out,' and he leaves.



The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'



After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.



'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'



St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.



'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.



'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Those wacky mildly amusing but instantly forgettable emails!