Make up lies about Britney Spears

[Cassie]

She's a nice well adjusted young lady.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No lie we could make up can compare to the bizarreness of her real life.

She's not a psycho freak, and she won't die young in a pool of her own vomit?

 

[Cassie]

She's a terrific role model for young girls.

 

[jack]

She's always "just said no"

 

[The Dork Lord]

I didn't hate Britney from day one, and didn't laugh madly when the public finally turned on her!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She inspired former WWE superstar Tajiri to take up wrestling with her "Oops I did it again" video.

 

[Cassie]

She's in constant contact with our galactic overlords. They have a plan, and it requires Britney to distract the populace with her crazy antics.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Her nipples are made out of lego.

 

[jack]

She's not a bottom.

 

[Dual]

People used to like her (or so the media would have you believe).

 

[jack]

She was as good a performer as Madonna at one point.

 

[Cassie]

She doesn't lip sync EVER.

 

[Dual]

She's a talented performer.

 

[Cassie]

She still looks hot in a bikini.

 

[Harry Balzac]

The fucking bitch didn't give me the fucking herpes, either!

 

[Kitty]

17) Her song EveryTime makes Marilyn Manson cry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Christina Aguilera envies her career and life.

 

[Cassie]

She will make a glorious comeback.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Her penis is over five inches long.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Glen Benton approves of Britney Spears