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Make up lies about headvoid in this thread

Cassie

Cassie

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When he wakes up in the morning he gets in front of the bathroom mirror and pretends he's the Incredible Hulk. He flexes each bicep and then kisses them, always the right one first, because it's good luck. Then he smacks himself in the face and after each blow he shouts "Pip pip, cheerio bitch! Whose your daddy now!" While Tom Cruise watches from the doorway, whispering encouragement.
 
The only lie is that it is Tom Selleck, not Cruise
 
He invented the automobile but wanted it to be the size of a mobile phone.
 
He frequently has phone sex with the queen... ( of a small African village)
 
He's taller than Prince Phillip.
 
He's secretly planning to brainwash the Mine Field, he's developed a technique using the ass of a duck slowly swishing in our faces. Once he has our minds he's going to use our energy to transport himself to Venus where he keeps his monkey sex slaves.
 
His monkey sex slaves are frequently used to quell the hormones of his rabid polar bear armies.
 
He's not really racist; he just makes jokes about black people to fit in!
 
He can't get the Natasha Bedingfield song "I wanna have your babies" out of his head and believed her when she told him she loves his regional accent.
 
He created the "Cassie" dual when he got tired of the skin heads hitting on him. He decided the polar bear furries were a lot more fun.
 
vanity karma lol
 
He was the guy who stood in front of that tank in Tiananmen Square and then went missing.

He has since been training hordes of oversized cartoon characters to bring down Communist China through the power of over zealous marketing practices.
 
headvoid once played in a band, they were called TOOL you might have heard of them. But he quit that shit after Undertow and went on to form a theater group for the blind, naming it, "headvoid's school for brilliant actors living in shadow".
 
He attached a cable to Big Show's dead daddy's coffin and drove away with it at a high rate of speed.
 
He won last year's dancing with the stars!
 
"So, what's the 'crack' with Joe Scully? Where has he gone (in the programme)? How come Lynn was going to marry Paul without annulling her previous marriage first? Isn't that bigamy, even in Australia?"

headvoid set up the whole damned thing, THAT'S why!
 
He's a zionist muslim.
 
headvoid is on a secret mission (lol, not so secret now is it headvoid!!) with Tom Cruise, William Shatner, and Cha-Ka. They are searching for Minnie Mouse so they can use her ears (yes, sadly she hs to die) to surf to the Lost island. They plan to take over the DHARMA initiative and conduct experiments on kittens.

The truth is out there. They will find it. One dead kitten at a time.
 
He'll be the first man to enter the Big Brother house on Friday.
 
He'll also be the first person on the moon, but not until 2523, when he rises from the grave for his mid afternoon bruncheon.
 
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