Make up Lies about Justin Bieber.

[headvoid]

Justin Beiber is getting married to Kate Middleton in March, but she hasn't had the heart to tell William yet.

 

[Gagh]

Justin Bieber's arsehole is in the shape of a Pentangle.

 

[Ilyanna]

Justin Bieber deflowered Lady GaGa.

 

[Cassie]

Justin Bieber ain't a belieber.

 

[Gagh]

Justin Bieiber believes in the "Flat Earth" theory.

 

[Ilyanna]

Justin Bieber means "little man with a high-pitched voice" in German.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Just in: Bieber.

 

[Dr Dave]

Justin Beiber is a fan of glee.

 

[Cassie]

Justin Bieber's big toe is the shape of an uncircumcised penis.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Justin Bieber is the abandoned angry-sex child of Liam Gallagher and Li'l Kim.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Justin Bieber is fatter than FAT HARRY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Justin Bieber is better known to the Mine Field under the pseudonym "Henoch".