CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The Simpsons has now been crap for more years than it's been good. Celebrate by making up more crappy episodes.
- When Justin Bieber is in town, Lisa can "Belieb" (believe) the fuss being made over him. But will the Canadian pop star teach her a valuable lesson about tolerance? Meanwhile Homer buys a car from Moe...but it doesn't come with wheels!
- When Bart's new girlfriend (special guest star Jennifer Lawrence) invites him to rob a bank with her, Bart is conflicted! Meanwhile Homer forgets Maggie's name and starts calling her "Maddie."
- Sideshow Bob is BACK...and he's in love with Marge!? Will Bart prove that Bob is up to no good? Or has he really turned over a new leaf? Featuring a musical number for no reason.
- Remmeber those gay characters from a few seaons ago? They're back! And they need Homer to dress up a a woman to fool their parents! Why can't they ask a real woman? Who cares, it's funny! Right?
- When special guest star Clint Eastwood asks Mister Burns to be his running mate, Springfield's oldest resident thinks it will be "excellent"...but hasn't counted an Smithers' jealousy! And Homer's in charge at the power plant during Burns' absence...and turns the place into a seventies themed disco!
- Marge gets a job as a dentist. Can she overcome her fear of teeth? And Homer obnoxiously yells at everyone for the entire episode.
- Lisa has invented a new feminist video game and it's a big hit...with COMIC BOOK GUY who thinks it's an ironic commentary! Will Lisa sacrifice her ideals for the allmighty dollar? And will Homer find his lost keys!? Featuring the guest faces of Michael Fassbender, Angela Lansbury and Chuck Norris for some reason.
- When Justin Bieber is in town, Lisa can "Belieb" (believe) the fuss being made over him. But will the Canadian pop star teach her a valuable lesson about tolerance? Meanwhile Homer buys a car from Moe...but it doesn't come with wheels!
- When Bart's new girlfriend (special guest star Jennifer Lawrence) invites him to rob a bank with her, Bart is conflicted! Meanwhile Homer forgets Maggie's name and starts calling her "Maddie."
- Sideshow Bob is BACK...and he's in love with Marge!? Will Bart prove that Bob is up to no good? Or has he really turned over a new leaf? Featuring a musical number for no reason.
- Remmeber those gay characters from a few seaons ago? They're back! And they need Homer to dress up a a woman to fool their parents! Why can't they ask a real woman? Who cares, it's funny! Right?
- When special guest star Clint Eastwood asks Mister Burns to be his running mate, Springfield's oldest resident thinks it will be "excellent"...but hasn't counted an Smithers' jealousy! And Homer's in charge at the power plant during Burns' absence...and turns the place into a seventies themed disco!
- Marge gets a job as a dentist. Can she overcome her fear of teeth? And Homer obnoxiously yells at everyone for the entire episode.
- Lisa has invented a new feminist video game and it's a big hit...with COMIC BOOK GUY who thinks it's an ironic commentary! Will Lisa sacrifice her ideals for the allmighty dollar? And will Homer find his lost keys!? Featuring the guest faces of Michael Fassbender, Angela Lansbury and Chuck Norris for some reason.