Make up more lies about Daniel Craig thread

[CaptainWacky]

105) Thinks rice is made out of cat tails.

 

[Gagh]

106) Masterminded the 7/7 bombings STANDING IN A BOWL OF CUSTARD

 

[CaptainWacky]

107) Is Summer Hoyland's real father.

 

[Gagh]

108) Posts across the Internet as RAPEMAN_69

 

[CaptainWacky]

109)...when he's not posting as Temis the Vorta, that is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

110) Taught Daystrom how to get girls

 

[CaptainWacky]

111) Tells Menty that movies suck giving him low expectations.

 

[Mentalist]

112) Accidentally spoils plot points in movies for Wacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

113) Belive 13 to be his unlucky number.

 

[Mentalist]

114) Was an original member of the group Shalamar.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

115) Was also the inspiration for Sylvester's "You Make Me Feel Mighty Real" and Dr. Buzzard & the Savannah Band's "Cherchez La Femme"

 

[curiousa2z]

116: encouraged Celine Dion to get into show biz.

 

[Gagh]

117) Looked up a lady Jawa's skirt with his camera phone.

 

[curiousa2z]

^that's not as bad as encouraging Celine Dion to get into show business!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

118 ) Has already pitched the next Bond movie, "007-1/2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO"

 

[CaptainWacky]

119) Vents his frustation at the world under the Trekker4747 name on TrekBBS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

120) Switches to firehawk12 and David85 and converses with self when bored

 

[Gagh]

121) Gives Hambil all the coding tips for this board.

 

[CaptainWacky]

120) Switches to firehawk12 and David85 and converses with self when bored

SO YOU'VE NOTICED THAT TOO?

 

[CaptainWacky]

122) "I'll look into it later. Right now I have to go get Morrhigan pregnant
so she can have an abortion while it's still legal."
—Hambil