Make up more lies about George Lucas thread

[CaptainWacky]

1) He used CGI to change his own wedding photos and make his wife thinner.

2) He has so many nipples that he doesn't know what to do with them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

3) He looks a lot like someone who posts here regularly (it's Daystrom).

 

[headvoid]

4) He signs all of his contracts in the nude

 

[Cock]

5) As a child, he built a life size model of macaroni.....out of macaroni

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

6) He played with dolls as a little boy, and became a multibillionaire from the sale of action figures to make it seem less GAY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

7) He would often direct Ahmed Best to "black it up" when playing Jar Jar.

8) He killed a child dressed as an Ewok on the set of Return of the Jedi, but luckily it was an orphan owned by the studio.

 

[Cassie]

9) He makes hookers wear Ewok costumes while giving him blowjobs.

 

[Dershocka]

10)He got the idea for chewbacca's growl from his own laugh after smoking a fat blunt.

 

[headvoid]

11) He desperately wanted to make Darth Maul a pre op transexual and have his appendage cut off by Qui Gon Jin in the final battle. The line was going to be:

"now I am a whole woman, you cannot possibly imagine my power!"

 

[Yub]

12) He often dresses up in the uniform of a Grand Moff and struts about his office and paddles his interns while the Imperial Death March plays.

 

[whisky]

13 that he covered up Harrison Ford actually killing the actor that played Greedo, and it was his guilt over the incident that made him have greedo shoot first in the SE

 

[Yub]

14) Warwick Davis refused to put on the original Wicket suit, which was made entirely of George's back, beard and pubic hair.

 

[headvoid]

15) George's name at birth was Peppard, but he changed it out of respect for the A team actor.

 

[whisky]

16) George and Hurley from lost often have "neck offs" where they fight using only their neck skin, this is very dangerous to bystanders

 

[Yub]

17) Lucas wanted Alf to be the alien who helped the Jedi in Episode I, but couldn't secure the rights. He invented Jar Jar on set after watching Good Times and tripping on cough medicine.

 

[whisky]

18 ) George wanted to get the rights to star trek, but refused when he found out it would involve blowing Gene Roddenbury

 

[Yub]

19) Little known Star Wars Trivia: the most coveted piece of Star Wars memorabilia is the trailer where George would snort coke off Carrie Fisher's chest while quietly murmuring the Life Day Song seductively.

 

[Cock]

20) The song 'My name is Luca' by (at the time) smitten star trek buff, Suzanne Vega was originally written for George and titled 'My name's George Lucas', but George successfully sued Vega and she had to change the title. She sometimes uses the original lyrics in live performances at small venues just to spite him.

 

[Yub]

21) George actually died in 1989, the George we see in public today is actually a midget in shaved Ewok costume.

 

[CaptainWacky]

22) He kept making remarks about "grooming" Natalie Portman during the filiming of Episode 1. When his wife asked him if he meant he was "grooming her for stardom" he replied "no, for sex."