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Make up more lies about George Lucas thread

23) He was once pulled over by the cops* while eating a piece of dog shit, when the officer asked him what he was doing he said, "chewing chocolate"
then the officer asked where he got it and he admitted that a doggy dropped it!


*=his car was filled with smoke, thats why he was pulled over, he was possibly speeding too while listening to the Butthole Surfers real loud...
 
24) The first lightsabre was his penis.
 
25) George Lucas cast Harrison Ford for Han Solo as payment for a deck Harrison built for Lucas. Lucas didn't want to pay for it so he put him in the movie.

Oddly enough,Lucas' first choice for Solo was Ron Howard.
 
26) Lucas drew every individual episode of the Droids animated series by himself.
 
Dershocka said:
25) George Lucas cast Harrison Ford for Han Solo as payment for a deck Harrison built for Lucas. Lucas didn't want to pay for it so he put him in the movie.

Oddly enough,Lucas' first choice for Solo was Ron Howard.
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i think that one is true...
 
27) George Lucas is responsible for teh lolcats phenominon
 
28. George Lucas once was assualted by Chuck Norris, but did not press charges...
 
29) George Lucas is Osama Bin Laden (just look at the beard man)
 
30) Lucas demands his family dress up as Skywalkers every Christmas, and his kids may only say "But I was going over to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!" repeatedly.
 
31) George Lucas started this thread with one of his duals. ...talk about an attention whore...
 
32) George dressed a midget hooker as Howard the Duck. You can guess what happened next.
 
33) Lucas is gay for Spielberg.
 
34) The character in Goodfellas who is always being told to "go get his fuckin' shinebox" is based on a younger George Lucas.
 
35) Lucas uses his millions to decided every BB UK eviction.
 
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