Make up more lies about "PC gone mad"

[Gagh]

30) Homeless children of all colours are to be left outside Madonna's mansion in special 'CHILD RECYCLING BAGS' issued by the council.

 

[CaptainWacky]

31) Doctor Dave's username to be changed to Doctor David.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

32) Heterosexual men are now known as "cock intolerant"

 

[CaptainWacky]

33) The entire cast of Lost to be force fed until they're as fat as Hurley "so he doesn't feel bad."

 

[Ishcabittle]

34) Nuns forced to wear fake breasts outside their habits so people remember that, "they're women too" as if

 

[CaptainWacky]

35) Abortions are to be renamed MEDICAL PROCEDURE TYPE B.

 

[headvoid]

36) Spearmint Rhino Lap Dancing Club has been forced to employ hairy men with bad breath as they are accused of being sexist and the name "spearmint" has been deemed offensive to halitosis sufferers.

John "Sweaty Balls" McCormack stated he was just glad he could return to work

Georgina Hufflethwaite of Hackney Council stated it was a victory for common sense

The Daily Mail spontaneously ejaculated when it heard the news

 

[CaptainWacky]

37) Asylum seekers to be given pet monkeys on entering our country, for some reason.

 

[Cassie]

38) Illegal to video tape ducks with really cute asses inside city limits.

 

[CaptainWacky]

39) White heterosexual males to be chained up like slaves and have to do the dishes while even whiter, even more heterosexual males shout "FAGGOT!" at them to see how they like it!

 

[whisky]

40) Anyone caught driving a car with no passengers will have their cars put through a mincing machine, then they will have to eat it, then they will have to mince themselves in front of the hardest pub in town, with a placard around their neck saying "Cooeee ducky"