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Make up more lies about Star Trek thread

39) Because Shatner and Nimoy insisted on getting everything the other one got, it proved necessary to give Nimoy herpes in season three.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
34)

37) Peter Billingsley required no makeup whatsover to play Phlox.

Just a name change to "John" LOL OMG.
 
phloxqueen.jpg

LOL OMG
 
Ok, that is some messed up shit right there.
 
40) Zephran Cochrane in First Contact was based on Bill Clinton.
 
41) It was planned that Data be a floatation device since Season 1 of TNG.
 
42) The Uhura character was based on Gene Roddenbery's sexual fixation with black women, brought about when he saw his dad humping the maid.
 
That one's probably true...
 
43) because there were no toilets on the enteprise, Yoeman Rands job on the bridge was to swallow everones piss
 
Jethro said:
42) The Uhura character was based on Gene Roddenbery's sexual fixation with black women, brought about when he saw his dad humping the maid.

I said LIES.

44) Colm Meaney and Alexander Siddig hate each other in real life and whenever Meaney is brought up Siddig will say "I have nothing to say about him. I THINK YOU KNOW WHY." but won't actually explain the reason why.
 
45) At the end of the last days filming Shatner stapled Chekovs wig to his skull so he could never remove it.
 
46) A young Tina Brown worked as an intern on the set of ST:TMP, and overheard Nichelle Nichols (and George Takei at times) talking about how some things "made their tits perky." She ran with it and built an empire.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:

Haha, I made that!

47) The number 47 doesn't appear in a single Star Trek episode or movie.
 
48] is the average age a trekkie will lose his virginity
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Haha, I made that!
Yup, you came up in the discussion, and I save everything! :D

49) Chunk from The Goonies auditioned for the role of Wesley, but was told by Roddenberry, "Sorry, but we're going a different way with the part, mainly a way in which the kid won't sink the bridge by his gross tonnage."
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
49) Chunk from The Goonies auditioned for the role of Wesley, but was told by Roddenberry, "Sorry, but we're going a different way with the part, mainly a way in which the kid won't sink the bridge by his gross tonnage."

50) He was, however, allowed a small redshirt role, but he had to do the truffle shuffle in order to get the part.
 
51) Rikers beard had to be CGI'd on the last few episodes he did due to a Union dispute over those little hygiene masks you have to wear in food factories.
 
52) The original concept for Worf was an "alien wheel".
 
53) Nimoy's original idea for "Unification" was that Spock would perform a ritual behind Picard's and Data's backs, fusing their Romulan identities and features forever, enabling Spock to take command of the Enterprise until he felt like retiring. To which Berman said, "Interesting..."
 
54) They kept asking Tony Todd to come back because he said he would rape the producers wives if he didnt
 
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