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Make up more lies about Star Trek thread

121) Brannon Braga told colleagues that the Nexus was really supposed to be Hell, but "nobody got it, including Ron Moore."
 
122) Guinan was originally going to be played by Ian McKellen as Picard's gay lover, but only Whoopi Goldberg was available.
 
123) Persis Khambatta was cast as Ilia only after Telly Savalas abandoned the role because of commitments in Las Vegas (poker and broads).
 
124) GR insisted that Persis Khambatta also shaved her pussy every day, even though it would never appear in teh film
 
124a) Surprisingly, GR made the same demand of George Takei.
 
124b) oh my
 
125) George Takei recently claimed that William Shatner "beat me every day, usually working the kidney are." When Shatner denied the claims, Takei confessed "yeah, I made that shit up to get attention, so what? It's not the first time! Do you really think I'm gay? Haha!"
 
126) he also said there was grass roots support for a Sulu series, which is what he imagines when he is smoking grass
 
^ These are supposed to be lies!

127) After working on the movie Under Siege, Colm Meany claimed he was best buddies with co-stars Tommy Lee Jones and Steven Seagal and would get them to star on DS9. Each day Alexander Siddig would ask where Jones and Seagal were, and each day Colm Meany would make a different, increasingly unlikely excuse before eventually avoiding the issue entirely. By season 7 he wouldn't be drawn on the subject at all, instead telling Siddig to "feck off, you towel head".

128) Kate Mulgrew's mother is Hilary Clinton.
 
129] In a weird time paradox thingy, Kate Mulgrew is Hilary Clinton's mother and Bill is her dad.
 
130) Iggy Pop didnt realise he was filming an episode of DS9 until he saw it on tv, until then he thought he was just tripping
 
131) Each Star Trek actor's penis size was recorded by the costume designers for optimum spacesuit fit. They remain on file with Paramount in perpetuity. Upon Shatner's death they will be released to the media.
 
132) to save money voyager writers used the same script for every holodeck episode
 
133) The TNG episode Devil's Due was not a re-worked Star Trek: Phase 2 script as widely reported, but rather "based on an idea Patrick Stewart had where an alien would appear to him as Troi and offer sex and then they'd have sex for the rest of the episode." The sex part was cut for time.
 
134) Angela Lansbury was considered for the role of the Borg Queen in ST:FC, during a night when Ron Moore was drinking alone.
 
135] Patrick Stewart was often teased about his poor penis size as a boy in the school showers but later had a growth spurt, hence Picard wearing the wiener wrapping Speedos whenever the script called for swimwear.
 
136) During the filming of Star Trek: Generations, Shatner and Stewart pissed off the film crew by constantly having them measure their penises. Apparently Shatner's grew a centimeter in the evening making his "EVEN BIGGER" he shouted all the time. Stewart denies the growth claiming Shatner cheated by using a trick ruler.
 
137) Penis play became such a fixture on the TNG set that Rick Berman sent a memo telling all actors to leave their penises in their dressing rooms before arriving on set.
 
138] This was a rule Stewart constantly broke because he like seeing the look on Dats faces when he would whip it out and wave it about
 
139) Deanna Troi was originally supposed to be a singer and have "Troi concerts" in Ten Forward.
 
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