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Make up more lies about Star Trek thread

140) any time Patrick Stewart would fall asleep, one of the other cast members would draw a japs eye on the top of his head with a perminent marker.
 
141) The cat who played Spot was paid more money than the boy who played Alexander due to union rules.
 
142. Ro Lauren was once a man.
 
143) They were going to do an episode where Data played with a rubics cube, but Harlan Ellison wouldnt let them because he played with one in 1981 and anyone that ever uses one on TV now needs to pay him royalties.
 
144) Spock's mother Amanda was half Bolian.
 
145) when Micheal Westmore got to rushed to do good work on aliens, he would just glue his lunch to the actors head
 
146) Scott Bakula constantly held up production of Enterprise by asking "Al" for advice all the time.
 
147) noone ever got a maximum break in snooker on any episode of star trek, although no doubt that was one of the several million things Data could have done, apart from whistle and get jokes.
 
148] The once-considered X-Men/Star Trek crossover idea was nixed because viewers would get confused at seeing Xavier walking around the bridge and Picard wheelchair bound.

149) Gates McFadden liked to use Patrick Stewart's head as a mirror.

150) The Next Generation was originally supposed to be called 'Klingons on a Spaceship' starring Samuel L. Jackson.

151) Many Bothans died trying to steal the plans to the Death Star.

152) Red Shirts were less likely to die than lead roles.

153) Rick Berman's love for Star Trek led him to create some of the best quality programming ever seen on TV and on the Silver Screen.

154) Technobabble is the ideal means of communicating a problem during a life-and-death situation, like battle.
 
155) Data is unable to use the word "napkin".

156) If you fold in half each Star Trek movie poster and line them up end on end you see a giant penis with Vulcan ears attached. Each Enterprise represents a blob of spunk shooting out.

157) An entire season of Phase II episodes were filmed, but were so controversial in their storylines that it was felt they could bring down the government should they ever be shown to the public. Thanks to the writers' strike, you can watch them starting this Saturday on CBS!

158) Mr. Spock doesn't wear underpants, as he feels they cloud his judgement.
 
159) Ilea was bald in TMP purely so they could have a bald person on the bridge of the enterprise, then look at Shatner and snigger.
 
160) Every new Trek show was discreetly based on the MAD Magazine parody of the show that came before.
 
161) This is not the Soong android you're looking for...
 
162) Many first season DS9 episodes had to be redubed because Odo kept calling Sisko Benson.
 
163) After Joe Piscopo filmed his scenes in the holodeck for The Outrageous Okona, he decided to stay there, where he lives to this day.
 
164) Guinan has no eyebrows because Whoopie shaved them off after producers wouldnt let her wear a groucho style moustache and glasses.
 
165) Captain Christopher Pike was originally conceived as a "manfish" alien.
 
166) Grand Admiral Thrawn once defeated the entire Borg Collective with only an Imperial Star Destroyer, an Interdictor Cruiser, a compliment of TIE fighters and a game of chess.
 
167) The DS9 episodes focusing on Bajoran religion were boring as fuck ON PURPOSE to make the forthcoming Star Trek: Voyager look better in comparison (it didn't work.)
 
168] In order to put him off his lines, Jeri Ryan would constantly play with her nipples during scenes with Robert Picardo.
 
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