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Make up more lies about Star Trek thread

169) In order to put him off his lines, William Shatner would constantly play with her nipples during scenes with Leonard Nimoy.
 
170) The reason Harry Kim was never promoted above ensign was that Rick Berman was trying to send a message to George Takei saying "NO ONE CARES ABOUT ASIANS IN STAR TREK, STOP CALLING ME ABOUT THE EXCELSIOR SERIES".
 
171) The real Kirk was the one to die in STVI, and it was Marta impersonating him who died in generations.
 
172) Brent Spiner's twin brother played Lore and his father played Soong.
 
173) The Vidiian race were played by genuine burn victims from 9-11, who had travelled back in a tear in the Space-Time Continuum to halt the 'Bush Did it Conspiracy', but promote the 'That Cunt Neelix Flew the Planes by Remote' conspiracy.
 
174) Every line Riker ever said was a direct Gene Rodenberry quote.
 
175) Leonard Nimoy's blood really was green.
 
176) Raktajino is actually targ piss.
 
177) they were meant to hire stuntman Terry Leonard for teh role of the klingon who gets blown up with his ship at the start of TMP, but there was a mix up at the agency.

A similar mishap a few years later caused Mark Leonard to get thrown under a truck in raiders of the lost ark.
 
178) Boba fett had a locker full of secret time warp capsules that he could eat to go back in time with so he could laugh at his dad when he was trying to fuck his mom, causing his dad to prematurely ejaculate, and causing him to vanish as a result.
 
179) Carla from Scrubs has been cast as a Klingon in Trek 11.
 
180) Glyn from BB to be cast as a retarded Cardassian who got lost.
 
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