Make up more lies about Star Wars thread

[CaptainWacky]

82) Natalie Portman acted bad on purpose so that Hayden Christensen would look better. It didn't work.

 

[whisky]

Supposed to be lies remember?

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT's A KIND OF LIE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

83) Darth Maul was actually a Scientologist.

 

[whisky]

84) General Grevious was supposed to weild 16 lightsabres simultaneously, until someone bitch slapped Lucas down to a less fanwanky 4

 

[CaptainWacky]

85) James Earl Jones refused to deliver the "NOOOO" in ROTS so Morgan Freeman had to do it (at gunpoint.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

86) Before he hooked up with Leia, Han used to quietly bugger Luke while he slept.


















86a) Luke only pretended to be sleeping.

 

[CaptainWacky]

87) Greedo's gun was only set on "stun" anyway.