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Make up more lies about Star Wars thread

82) Natalie Portman acted bad on purpose so that Hayden Christensen would look better. It didn't work.
 
Supposed to be lies remember?
 
IT's A KIND OF LIE
 
83) Darth Maul was actually a Scientologist.
 
84) General Grevious was supposed to weild 16 lightsabres simultaneously, until someone bitch slapped Lucas down to a less fanwanky 4
 
85) James Earl Jones refused to deliver the "NOOOO" in ROTS so Morgan Freeman had to do it (at gunpoint.)
 
86) Before he hooked up with Leia, Han used to quietly bugger Luke while he slept.


















86a) Luke only pretended to be sleeping.
 
87) Greedo's gun was only set on "stun" anyway.
 
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