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Make up more lies about Star Wars thread

21) GL wanted the hero to be called Lucas Georgefilmaker, but was talked out of most of the name by a large row of people waiting to slap him like in the bit from airplane
 
22) If Star Wars and Star Trek really did do battle, Star Wars would win.
 
23) The portrayal of most alien species in the films is not at all a reflecction on Lucas' ignorance and distaste for non-Anglo races and cultures.
 
24) Kit Fisto was originally going to be armed with a "Force yo-yo".
 
25) there was originally going to be three droids based on the three stooges, till someone pointed out they were never actually funny.
 
26) Harlan Ellison wrote all six movies and is currently camped outside Skywalker Ranch with a rocket launcher gunning for George.
 
27) the sweat from all the stormtroopers costumes was collected at the end of the day and served as an energy drink to Geroge Lucas who claimed this would make him live forever.
 
28) Michael Jackson bought the Jabba the Hutt suit and raised his children inside it.
 
29) Jabba was meant to have a partner called Jibber, to be played by Mr T
 
30) The snowy-planet scenes at the beginning of ESB were not only a device to explain Mark Hamill's scars, but also a coded message from Lucas to Carrie Fisher telling her to stop doing so much coke.
 
Luke Skywalker's original name in the first draft was Dork Starfucker.
 
"Docking Bay 94" is what Lucas used to call his room in the coed dorm at USC.
 
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33) For 19 years in between the shoots for A New Hope and Phantom Menace, the Tunisians used the abandoned Owen Homestead set as a slaughterhouse.
 
34) Peter Mayhew never wore clothes under the chewie costume, and would often place his cock in a hot dog bun, then carry it in front of him on a tray, offering it to women crewmembers as a snack.
 
35) Anthony Daniels not only played 3PO, but also every stormtrooper.
 
36) Jordan's disabled son can be seen briefly in the battle at the start of Revenge of the Sith, gobbling up enemy fighters.
 
37) Hayden Christensen admitted after filming Episode 2 that he "wished" he had Force Powers "for real so I could use them to rape Natalie Portman! Uhh, don't print that."
 
38 ) Captain Pananka left after episode 1 to join casualty, because the writing on casualty was better
 
39) The original name for the Ewok species was Retarded Teddy Bears, but testing showed that they would sell fewer action figures with that name...except in France.
 
40) after accepting the names Yarrel Poof and Kit Fisto, Lucas finally drew the line when they attempted to name a jedi Mass Ivefeltcher.
 
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