Make up more lies about Star Wars thread

[CaptainWacky]

41) Yaddle was Yoda's cousin and they were into incest.

 

[whisky]

42) Palpatine actually wanted Vader to kill him, and originally yelled "about fucking time" as he was thrown down the shaft

 

[CaptainWacky]

43) Palpatine's ship was called 'The Invisible Hand' because it was actually a giant glove puppet.

 

[Shitty Dual]

40) after accepting the names Yarrel Poof and Kit Fisto, Lucas finally drew the line when they attempted to name a jedi Mass Ivefeltcher.

44) Lucas gave Englebert Humperdink his name after a chance meeting in a roadhouse outside Needles, CA in the late '60s

 

[Malarky]

45) Ewoks rate lower than Gunguns.
46) Ewoks are not Force-sensitive.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

47) Jabba had 47 toes, all gangrenous.

 

[whisky]

48 ) Nute Gunray was originally offered as a role to George Takie, but he kept asking for his own star wars series based on his character.

 

[Malarky]

49) Mara Jade is in reality the bastard redhead stepchild of Anakin and Padme Skywalker.

 

[whisky]

50) Kyle Katarn is a popular character outside of the games

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

51) Mary Kate Olsen played all the Clones.

 

[whisky]

52) many trees died to bring us ROTJ

 

[Shitty Dual]

53) It was decided that the shot of Zam Wesell's soul rising into heaven should not only be cut from the theatrical release, but left off the DVD extras as well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

54) Lucas was banned from the set of the Empire Strikes Back because "that bastard will just ruin it" in the words of Kenny Baker.

 

[Malarky]

55) I wrote the entire Star Wars saga. That hack George Lucas stole the idea and failed to credit me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

56) Natalie Portman's nipples were droid restraining bolts.

 

[Bickendan]

57) Natalie Portman's audition for SW was a special reenactment of Leon.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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58) The young Greedo in Phantom Menace was scripted to say the line "always shoot first, Ani" but it was removed because the boy died in post production.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

59) According to the SW Manual, all starships are equipped with humanoid, young adult, Caucasian prosthetic hands, and the surgical equipment needed for a layman to do the procedure in minutes, in the event of an amputation at the wrist by light sabre.

 

[Kitty]

60) Lucas gives every dime he makes from all the re-re-re-releases away to charity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

61) Natalie Portman took the younger Keira Knightley "under her wing" on the Phantom Menace and showed her how to be annorexic without any of the tell-tale signs. Keira did not pay close enough attention.