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Make up more lies about Star Wars thread

62) Chewbacca is probably the reason I cant find a single comb in my house
 
63) Some video game character I've never heard of is MORE POPULAR THAN BOBA FETT.
 
64) Luke's aunt was actually a Sith operative, but she grew so accustomed to the way Luke's uncle "swung the ol' Jedi wand" that she stopped sending reports.
 
65) Taun-Tauns don't actually smell bad on the inside. Han had just farted and was trying to cover it.
 
66) George Lucas always hires midgets to be in his films, because it makes him feel like a giant.
 
Who doesn't?

67) Greedo always shot up first (in his trailer)
 
68) Harrison Ford once ate a page of script and spat it out. When Lucas asked why, Ford replied "because that's the only way you'll ever see those shit words you wrote coming out of my mouth!" and stormed off the set.
 
69) If you ask him, Luke would say hes been playing the Mark Richard Hamill role ever since Jedi wrapped up.
 
Wacky always gets the ones ending in 8 so it shows up as 8) ...

70) Danny Elfman and Oingo Boingo appeared as extras in the Cantina scene without makeup.
 
71) eventually there will be an action figure for everyone ever seen on screen in all six star wars films
 
^Are you sure that's a lie!?

72) Darth Maul was originally supposed to be a "sith witch" played by Gillian Anderson.
 
73) Lucas quickly wrote New Hope after reading an unfinished, stolen copy of the Mel Brooks script for Space Balls.
 
74) Lucas had to be physically stopped from insisting Chewbacca had a huge furry dong on show at all times.
 
75) 3PO was originally going to be voiced by Orson Welles.
 
76) Elvis only died because he was collecting the star wars novelty hamburgers that came out with the film.
 
77) Marylin Monroe was Lucas' choice to play the role of Winter, Leia's personal assistant.
 
78] The Star Wars galaxy exists in a parallel universe contained in a fiber of thread on the Sorting Hat at Hogwart's.
 
79) George Lucas still has the tape that was used to hold down Carrie Fishers breasts in the first film, and can often be found sniffing them.
 
80) Kit Fisto will post in this thread.
 
81) The Ewoks were originally conceived as being a randy species, obsessed with phallic symbolism. The Rebels originally gained their favour when, in the first draft, Chewbacca fell on top of C-3PO when Artoo cut the net, and it looked as if he had a gigantic Golden penis to the Ewoks.

There were even more impressed when the penis appeared to detach itself, and speak with independent though. Chewbacca was thee deity they had all been waiting for in this first draft.
 
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