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Make up more lies about the McCanns thread

51) Matthew Wright knows who kidnapped Maddy and will be blurting it out any day now, just like he did when John Leslie raped Ulrika Johnsson.
 
52) Lots of children will be dressing up as Madeline for Halloween and running around outside the McCann's house to confuse them.
 
53) Mathew Kelly refused to say why he is suddenly buying lots of childrens snacks and vasaline.
 
54) The McCann's plan to give away all of Maddy's stuff to Trick or Treaters because "oh, umm, we'll buy her new stuff when we, snigger, find her alive."
 
The McCanns used to babysit my baby and that is why I no longer have one. :(
 
56) The McCanns throw bricks at cats.
 
57) Maddy is in Spain training to be a great Matador and then she will insist that bull fighting be an Olympic sport.
 
58) Gerry isn't really scottish, he just pretends to be so that Scottish people will send him money too. He's really GERMAN (boo!)
 
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