Make Up More Lies About Tiger Woods.

[Gagh]

Tiger Woods has just been arrested after being seen out drinking with Lord Lucan. Lucan raped a barmaid whilst Woods filmed it.

 

[Dr Dave]

He eats pants.

 

[Cassie]

Tiger Woods has just been beaten to death by Shakira after she found out he cheated on her with his wife.

 

[Gagh]

Tiger Woods owns a platinum pogo stick, which he uses to chase bunnies over cliffs.

 

[Dr Dave]

Up till 1991, he was in fact a bunny.

 

[Seph]

hes actually a up his own arse nobber.... wait thats not a lie...

 

[Cassie]

The reason BDM never sent me a picture of himself in his pink Tiger Woods golf shirt is because TIGER STOLE IT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's not really half chink, he just has weird eyes.

 

[Gagh]

Tiger Woods can't swallow meat unless it's been chewed by a naked African princess.

 

[Seph]

and he sleep under his eldest childs bed in the fetal possition

 

[CaptainWacky]

He once shot a mexican right in the face but everyone just applauded and carried him about on their shoulders.

 

[Gagh]

During his day as a Magic Pixie, Tiger Woods turned Tina Fey's knees into glass.

 

[Donovan]

Tiger Woods has never hit a golf ball in his life. All his amazing drives are digitally pixelled in by the Golf tv media in order to tap the lucrative black people demographic. The ultimate in affirmative action.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tiger Woods has never been to the woods but he has had sex with a tiger.