CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He plans to "ruin" the next Star Trek movie by playing Captain Robert April (it's another time travel adventure!) "but playing him as a nazi because I like playing nazis, don't worry, it'll all work out!"
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Make up more lies about Tom Cruise thread
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WillsZenith
a treat for missmanners
Tom cruise wrote the Phantom menace and was a shadow writer on the last Star trek series, he has decided to run all sci fi into the ground so that people will accept scientology battlefield earth plastic in the box collectables.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
OH.. sorry this is supposed to be the lies thread.
Shouldn't this go in the Klingon Cavemen appreciation thread?
Seph
* Eat Shit And Die *
BREAKING NEWS
Tom Cruise is the centre of attention again as he visits Spanish park in pink flamenco dress and polka dot heels
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 10:55 AM on 07th December 2009
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Like many little girls, Tom Cruise loves to dress up.
And it seems parents Suri and Katie are happy to indulge the youngster who already has a massive collection of clothes, rumoured to be worth $2million.
The latest addition to the wardrobe is a flamboyant pink flamenco dress that he wore with a new pair red polka dot heels and clip-on dangly earrings.
The forty-three-year-old looked dressed for a party rather than a walk in the park with her doting parents so it's no wonder she seemed a little shy.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...enco-dress-polka-dot-heels.html#ixzz0Z2nnr4SJ
Tom Cruise is the centre of attention again as he visits Spanish park in pink flamenco dress and polka dot heels
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 10:55 AM on 07th December 2009
* Comments (134)
* Add to My Stories
Like many little girls, Tom Cruise loves to dress up.
And it seems parents Suri and Katie are happy to indulge the youngster who already has a massive collection of clothes, rumoured to be worth $2million.
The latest addition to the wardrobe is a flamboyant pink flamenco dress that he wore with a new pair red polka dot heels and clip-on dangly earrings.
The forty-three-year-old looked dressed for a party rather than a walk in the park with her doting parents so it's no wonder she seemed a little shy.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...enco-dress-polka-dot-heels.html#ixzz0Z2nnr4SJ
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
Tom Cruise is known in Gloucester as the "Hummus Baron" as he owns a chain of factories in the area producing the paste like Greek aperitif.
He makes his workers produce this tasty treat dressed either as John Travolta or Olivia Newton John in full dress from the 1980's seminal movie, therefore enabling him to label the products "Manufactured in Grease"
He makes his workers produce this tasty treat dressed either as John Travolta or Olivia Newton John in full dress from the 1980's seminal movie, therefore enabling him to label the products "Manufactured in Grease"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He keeps tickling Katie Holmes in the ribs (DEEP in the ribs) when she least expects it, but if she tries to tickle him back he'll punch her hard in the face then continue with whatever he was doing.