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Make up Movies that Tim Burton can cast Helena Bonham Carter in.

Remake of Funny Girl. Johnny Depp plays Fanny Brice, HBC plays Nicky Arnstein. Using Omar Shrif's accent even tho Arnstein didn't have one.
 
She does good work. It's lucky he didn't marry SHIT ACTRESS 84.

HOW ABOUT A REMAKE OF MORK AND MINDY BUT IT'S A BIT GOTHIC AND STUFF AND MORK DIES AT THE END?
 
How about a goth version of Dune where Paul is Johnny Depp (of course) and Helena plays both Jessica and Chani to give it a weird incest vibe?
 
Howard the Duck, she plays a slightly goth duck, and Howard hangs himself at the end.
 
Movie version of The Adventures of Alex Mack. Picking up with Alex's life in 2008, HBC stars in the titular role, alongside Johnny Depp, who plays her friend Ray, the stereotypical cockney black guy, suffocated by the cockney black stereotypes he is constantly judged by. Together, they fight against the latent racism that has engulfed their gothic steampunk Edwardian paradise.
 
Movie version of Clarissa Explains It All.

Clarissa (Bonhan Carter) is a "teenage" girl (WITH SEXY PALE SKIN) who is haunted by the ghost of her friend, Sam (Johnny Depp) who visits her in her room every night. Things are made worse when Clarissa's brother Furgison (Clint Howard) decides to expell the ghost using satanic magic.

Music by Danny Elfman.
 
Movie version of the marriage between Tim Burton and HBC, with her playing herself, Johnny Depp as Burton and Elijah Wood as Depp for some reason.
 
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