Make Up Ridiculous Double Entendres

[Mentalist]

I'd like to hang my Saddam round her!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll Dirk HER Benedict!

 

[headvoid]

I often fondue her cheese puffs

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'D KEIRA HER KNIGHTLEY LOL I'M A JAP SO I ACTUALLY MEAN KILL HER LOL

 

[headvoid]

I would like to put my cock in her vagina.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^That's crazy talk.

 

[headvoid]

Sorry, but my colon got all hard for her clarinet and i couldnt control my chippolattas

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'd like to Flux her Capacitor.


There's one for the Back to the Future fans in da house.


Bonus: I'd like to great her Scott.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd paint her Johansson Scarlett!

 

[Cassie]

I'd deep fry his chimichanga

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'D ADAM HIS 12
I'D DRAG HER NET
I'D ARM & HAMMER HIS BAKING SODA IN THE FRIDGE EVERY 6 MONTHS

 

[Loktar]

I'd Quantum Leap into her Vagina.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Small Medium at large?

 

[Loktar]

She can photon my torpedo anyday!

 

[whisky]

I'd look up her profile anyday.

 

[headvoid]

I would put her in a chamber and gas her.