Making money from fear

[headvoid]

What kind of world do we live in?

 

[whisky]

Is that from Ikea's lesser known spin off, Ifea?

 

[Cock]

I use fear to sell

 

[Cassie]

I'm surprised Glenn Beck isn't hawking that table along with food insurance. THE END IS NIGH!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought we'd evolved beyond wooden shields.

 

[Dr Dave]

Well we tried human shields, but they never last very long and were way to heavy.

So back to the wooden shield it is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would be useful if you were having tea with your nan and felt like doing her in.

 

[Loktar]

It would be easier to just poison her tea.

 

[ThatSunrise]

...With a hint of bitter almonds...

 

[Yub]

That table is just the thing for the upcoming zombie apocalypse

 

[curiousa2z]

headvoid, got any more ideas for Xmas presents?

 

[Gagh]

What kind of world do we live in?

I can't wait for the razor-rimmed ninja-throwing Doily to come out, so we can put it on top. Not to mention the strychine-laced vase of daffodils, with nerve-gas emitting petals.

 

[Donovan]

Of course if I actually had that in my home, the minute I tried to use it my car keys would go flying behind the couch, the coffee cup would drop on my foot, and my reading glasses and the tv remote would be lost forever.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Would be useful if you were having tea with your nan and felt like doing her in.

Quote of the year.

LOLZY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

QOTW is once again a QOTW referencing QOTW.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hope I one day get a QotW by saying that I hope I one day get a QotW.