CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OUCH!
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MALE PATTERN BALDNESS
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Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
All I want for Christmas is for Wacky to post his picture. FUCK WORLD PEACE, I WANT A PICTURE OF WACKY!!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
So you can laugh at my receding hairline?
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
No. I consider you my friend, so I wonder what you look like. I've seen Gagh, Mentalist, Laker_Girl...I guess that's it. But my Christmas wish is to see a picture of my dear mate Wacky.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I look like this on good days: 
I look like this on bad days:
I look like this on bad days:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Who nees eggs...I've got mayonnaise!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE, CITIZEN. CARRY ON ______ING.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Fixed. You can't swing a dead cat on Pay Per View without hitting a swollen clit.Mentalist said:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Why would you want to swing a dead cat you cubasta
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Still waiting for:
1. Wacky's pic
2. Cait feet pic
3. sex with Laker_Girl, repeatedly
4. Golf with Tiger Woods
1. Wacky's pic
2. Cait feet pic
3. sex with Laker_Girl, repeatedly
4. Golf with Tiger Woods
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
5) Hilary Clinton to be elected as ruler of Earth.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Nope, by 2008 the Repubs will somehow have passed legislation prohibiting any other parties from running for elected office.
SCUSE ME I HAVE TO ANSWER THE PHONE AND PRETEND IT'S NOT BEING TAPPED.
SCUSE ME I HAVE TO ANSWER THE PHONE AND PRETEND IT'S NOT BEING TAPPED.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
LOL AND THEY'LL HAVE MADE IT ILLEGAL TO DRINK WATER, YOU HAVE TO DRINK THEIR MIND-ALTERING REPUB-WATER INSTEAD...I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
You're actually spot on. Can I move over ther with you?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'll ask my mother.
She says "another fag in the house? ONE'S ENOUGH, GET A JOB, I HATE YOU, I SHOULD HAVE WENT THROUGH WITH THAT ABORTION I WAS GOING TO HAVE BUT CANCELLED BECAUSE JOHN LENNON DIED THAT DAY, YOU WORTHLESS SHIT."
I think that's a yes!
She says "another fag in the house? ONE'S ENOUGH, GET A JOB, I HATE YOU, I SHOULD HAVE WENT THROUGH WITH THAT ABORTION I WAS GOING TO HAVE BUT CANCELLED BECAUSE JOHN LENNON DIED THAT DAY, YOU WORTHLESS SHIT."
I think that's a yes!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Wasn't it SO STUPID that they won the lotterly but then LOST ALL THEIR MONEY and kept making new episodes even after Uncle Albert dieD?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Luckily BBC have Doctor Who to pimp into the ground now so they don't need to make anymore Only Fools.