Male Sex Toy

[Bladev1]

Damn...what the fuck am I, chopped liver?

 

[Conchaga]

You don't know what you're missing. All this pent up energy, I could go for hours...and have many times. It's all in the pacing.

Son, if you have to go for hours, you're doing something wrong. Women want to get off just as quickly as men do. The problem is that it takes longer for them to get there. But, if you can get a woman off in the same time it takes you to come, then you're doing something right. Besides, if it goes on too long some women have a lubrication problem and then it becomes painful and they start thinking about what color they should paint the walls of their bedroom. That's not good for you.

 

[Conchaga]

Actually I think either Italian or Latin Man

Ho un parte d'un'Italiano dentro di me. Tu poi avere uno anche.

 

[Lilith]

Ouch, not a single vote.

Im sorry, I just dont see you as the toy type, and thats a good thing

 

[Conchaga]

Conchaga...for the simple fact he knows his toys.

Listen to the woman. She's sexy and knows what she's talking about.

 

[Lilith]

And at least its more likely a member of the opposite sex voted for you in this. I have a feeling my votes in the female thread were from females. sigh.

 

[Kyehlar]

At least I got one vote.

 

[Conchaga]

I'm just happy to be on the list. But, I don't need a TK poll to tell me how amazing I am in bed. All I have to do is call previous lovers and ask.

 

[Donovan]

Son, if you have to go for hours, you're doing something wrong. Women want to get off just as quickly as men do. The problem is that it takes longer for them to get there. But, if you can get a woman off in the same time it takes you to come, then you're doing something right. Besides, if it goes on too long some women have a lubrication problem and then it becomes painful and they start thinking about what color they should paint the walls of their bedroom. That's not good for you.

Not exactly. I'm not talking hours worth of jackhammer action, and women only want to get to the finish line quickly once their motor is revved up (or if they're really not into it and are humoring you). Damn few women are wired to hit the finish in the same time frame as a man; and legitimately coming at identical times is a difficult task. If a man has a mate who comes when he does every time, she's faking it. I've never met any woman who couldn't outlast ten men, and if a woman is having lubrication problems or thinking about painting walls, THAT's when you're doing something wrong.

If you do it right, you can make a woman forget how to speak words, let alone think about swatches...

 

[Paladin]

Damn...what the fuck am I, chopped liver?

All American is chopped liver. Is why world have famouse phrase "The Ugly Americain". Les Americaines very ugly and stupid. You proof this true.

 

[Bladev1]

you proof frogs should all be disected
now die frenchman

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Could you stop doing that please?

 

[Paladin]

Not exactly. I'm not talking hours worth of jackhammer action, and women only want to get to the finish line quickly once their motor is revved up (or if they're really not into it and are humoring you). Damn few women are wired to hit the finish in the same time frame as a man; and legitimately coming at identical times is a difficult task. If a man has a mate who comes when he does every time, she's faking it. I've never met any woman who couldn't outlast ten men, and if a woman is having lubrication problems or thinking about painting walls, THAT's when you're doing something wrong.

If you do it right, you can make a woman forget how to speak words, let alone think about swatches...

You are have trouble make women cum? That because you are not Frenchman like moi. Frenchman famous world over know how to pleasure les femmes! With name like Donovan you Irish gay man. This why you fail make women cum. Paladin never have problem make women cum. Women scream "baiser-moi!!!!!!!!!!" when Paladin fuck them. When Donovan fuck women police arrest because woman he try fuck under 10 years of age.

 

[Conchaga]

Not exactly. I'm not talking hours worth of jackhammer action, and women only want to get to the finish line quickly once their motor is revved up (or if they're really not into it and are humoring you).

So, you're talking about taking hours to rev the motor? I'll buy that. Women love extended foreplay. Some are even greedy about it. An ex of mine had me go down on her for a good 15-20 min. I'm not kidding. Afterwards, I asked what took her so long. She responded that she just held back her orgasm because she was enjoying it so much. I was impressed. Normally I can get a woman to red-line and come in minutes. This girl managed to hold back. She came like a freight train (no joke, a solid minute) when she finally did release, though.

Damn few women are wired to hit the finish in the same time frame as a man;

Incorrect. All women have the capacity. Not all men have the capacity to do that for them.

and legitimately coming at identical times is a difficult task.

Takes practice. Lots and lots of practice.

If a man has a mate who comes when he does every time, she's faking it.

Incorrect again.

I've never met any woman who couldn't outlast ten men,

My past three girlfriends, especially the most recent, couldn't outlast me. The reason I mention my most recent is that she can go for days on end with most guys. Not me. So, I guess most women can't outlast ten men or one of me.

and if a woman is having lubrication problems or thinking about painting walls, THAT's when you're doing something wrong.

No, the lubrication thing has nothing to do with how good you are. If, on round five you go for 45 minutes, chances are she's not gonna have the fluids. See, it's a matter of normal bodily function. Women only produce so much. After that it takes time to replenish it.

If you do it right, you can make a woman forget how to speak words, let alone think about swatches...

I wholeheardedly agree. I've managed to get bilingual women to forget what "Oh my god" was in either language.

 

[Conchaga]

You are have trouble make women cum? That because you are not Frenchman like moi. Frenchman famous world over know how to pleasure les femmes! With name like Donovan you Irish gay man. This why you fail make women cum. Paladin never have problem make women cum. Women scream "baiser-moi!!!!!!!!!!" when Paladin fuck them. When Donovan fuck women police arrest because woman he try fuck under 10 years of age.

You know why the Spanish and Italains make better lovers than the french? It's because women love men who roll their r's, not men who gargle them in the back of their throat.

 

[Paladin]

You know why the Spanish and Italains make better lovers than the french? It's because women love men who roll their r's, not men who gargle them in the back of their throat.

You are liar nigger tell everyone you make women cum. Never happen. Nigger not make women cum. Nigger force have sex with women because women tell nigger dont want fuck ugly nigger with ugly black skin, ugly derriere stick out like sore thumb, ugly fat lips for when wet as child stick against wall for babysit, ugly pubic hair on top skull, ugly flat nose look like gorilla and ugly black cock look like charred hot dog weiner. Look statistics learn black man rape white women because know white women disgusted by black man. Spanish and Italians dumb countries not great like France. Napoleon conquer Spain and Italy almost world. Spain conquer dumb people like you black man. Italy conquer no one too dumb. Italy famous for pizza only. Spain famous for dance cha-cha music.

 

[Conchaga]

Napoleon conquer Spain and Italy almost world.

News Flash: Napoleon was a whack-job and wasn't even French.

 

[Donovan]

So, you're talking about taking hours to rev the motor? I'll buy that. Women love extended foreplay. Some are even greedy about it. An ex of mine had me go down on her for a good 15-20 min. I'm not kidding. Afterwards, I asked what took her so long. She responded that she just held back her orgasm because she was enjoying it so much. I was impressed. Normally I can get a woman to red-line and come in minutes. This girl managed to hold back. She came like a freight train (no joke, a solid minute) when she finally did release, though.

That's not an orgasm, that's a seizure. Was she watching anime while you were downtown?

Incorrect. All women have the capacity. Not all men have the capacity to do that for them.

You've been lied to.

Takes practice. Lots and lots of practice.

Yep. Gotta agree with you there.

Incorrect again.

You've been lied to more than once.

My past three girlfriends, especially the most recent, couldn't outlast me. The reason I mention my most recent is that she can go for days on end with most guys. Not me. So, I guess most women can't outlast ten men or one of me.

I think I know who lied to you.

No, the lubrication thing has nothing to do with how good you are. If, on round five you go for 45 minutes, chances are she's not gonna have the fluids. See, it's a matter of normal bodily function. Women only produce so much. After that it takes time to replenish it.

mid-sex breaks with snacks and sports drinks go a long way toward solving that problem, and KY is always good in a pinch. Besides, sex is way more than just "thrust, repeat". When you drive a fancy high-octane race car, do you sit in the driveway just sticking the key into the ignition over and over, or do you take that sweet thing out onto the highway, open her up and see what she really can do?

I wholeheardedly agree. I've managed to get bilingual women to forget what "Oh my god" was in either language

Well, you're quite the stud then. I meant all the rest of the guys who live outside fantasy land.

 

[Conchaga]

Don, m'boy, you're a crappy troll.

 

[RWC]

I just want to know who's going to be the firstto admit that everything they've learned about sex was from watching "Fart-porn".